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Apparently Joanna Krupa Is Not A Fan Of Ryan Braun's Fashion Line

DAULERIO — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:21:05 EDT

At another one of those REMETEE events (remember: like "remedy" not "ream tea") the model-turned-whatever privately told one photog what she thought of Braun's creation: "It looks like Ozzy Osbourne threw up on you." [Milwaukee Nights]

REMETEE Owner Passes Up Opportunity To Humiliate Desperate Women On National Television

DAULERIO — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:00:10 EDT

Fact: Ryan Braun was asked to be on "The Bachelor." Fact: He said 'no thanks.' [Wisn.com]

Ryan Braun Would Like To Help You Grease Up Your Wardrobe

DAULERIO — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:00:40 EDT

Those searching relentlessly for a t-shirt designed to better accentuate spray tans, distressed jeans, and forearm skull tattoos owe the Brewers left fielder an exploding fist-bump.

Braun, plus his Brewers teammates, came out to support his REMETEE launch party in Milwaukee to help support his company's new line of Jabroni-wear.And don't for a minute think that Braun's just in this to clothe his MMA buddies and teammates. Nope, he's got REMETEE (sounds like "remedy" — not "Ream Tea") positioned for world domination:

"We definitely want to become a full high end fashion line in the future," Braun says, expecting one day to include dress shirts, blazers and jackets, "I want REMETEE to be a respected line."

Mad respect, Brauny. Mad respect.

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Marisa Miller Plus Ryan Braun Equals A Whole Lot Of Ball Jokes

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:00:23 EDT

I like to imagine a scenario in which Milwaukee Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun is sitting in a conference room with his agent and a representative from the Remington razor corporation. An opportunity has been presented to the charismatic young slugger, but he is hesitant. "Remember," the Draper-esque shaving executive says, as he leans in and puts a reassuring hand on Braun's forearm. "The key word is 'tasteful.'"

Fast forward a month or so and one of Major League Baseball's most promising stars is playing grab ass with a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and cracking jokes about shaving your balls. The agent got 10%.

• Marisa Miller Plays Softball in Remington Ad, Looks Attractive Doing It [The Angry T]