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    The True American Way To Ball Hawk: Sue

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    Baseball Being Very Good To Ryan Howard

    The One With A Shivering Canadian Women's Basketball Team

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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    10/09/09

    In reply to The True American Way To Ball Hawk: Sue
    Um...methinks you misrepresented this story pretty brutally. There can't be ANY other side to this story, right? None at all?

    [www.cnn.com]
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    Image of Fry_Bread_Power Fry_Bread_Power
    10/09/09

    In reply to The True American Way To Ball Hawk: Sue
    I'm not sure if it's better described as indian giving...

    Because it's like when the indians gave whites their land and then the indians wanted it back. God, indians are such ASSHOLES, right? You should used racist terms to describe situations such as this more often because it usually fits perfectly.

    /sarcasm, fuck wad.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    10/09/09

    In reply to The True American Way To Ball Hawk: Sue
    You might be saying to yourself, "Self!

    Really, Barry?
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    Image of Clare Clare
    02/19/09

    In reply to Ryan Howard Feels Chase Utley's Pain
    Eight posts before someone got in a joke at my expense? YOU'RE SLIPPING, PEOPLE.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    02/19/09

    In reply to Ryan Howard Feels Chase Utley's Pain
    Why does Ryan's batting average go down whenever Chaz gets hit by a pitch?


    Um..VORP?

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    Image of Roto_Tudor Roto_Tudor
    02/19/09

    In reply to Ryan Howard Feels Chase Utley's Pain
    What the hell is a freelance Rabbi? Someone fill me in on this. Back alley Bat Mitvahs? Circumcisions on the sly?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    02/19/09

    @Roto_Tudor:


    Has Chupa. Will Travel.

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    02/19/09

    In reply to Ryan Howard Feels Chase Utley's Pain
    Kind of like how everytime Jeter strikes out, A-Rod gets an erection.
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    Image of The Sports Hernia The Sports Hernia
    12/12/08

    In reply to The One With A Shivering Canadian Women's Basketball Team
    Killer khakis, dudes.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/12/08

    In reply to The One With A Shivering Canadian Women's Basketball Team
    "You hit two clones! Those coulda been guests at her wedding!"


    ".....they were clones!"

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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    12/12/08

    In reply to The One With A Shivering Canadian Women's Basketball Team
    You laugh at the clone guy now. But wait until the Sedin Twins start taking over the NBA too!!
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    12/12/08

    In reply to The One With A Shivering Canadian Women's Basketball Team
    Does that woman work for Goldfinger?
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    12/12/08

    In reply to The One With A Shivering Canadian Women's Basketball Team
    Yesterday on NFL countdown around 12:10 PM EST, I think I heard someone pass gas loudly on air. I can't remember exactly what they were talking about, but Chris Berman was talking and I could have sworn that I heard someone pass gas on air...


    ... it was crazy, I could even smell it. It was like the sound came from my own pants even!

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    12/12/08

    In reply to The One With A Shivering Canadian Women's Basketball Team
    Do you know who Scarlett Johansson is?! I will tell you who Scarlett Johansson is. In the year 9595, a race of big-titted actresses was genetically developed by horny losers as revenge against popular guys. These actresses would exit the womb doused in KY Jelly; KY Jelly filled with the giblets…from a monkey. The French craved their movies, and, as a result, Scarlett Johansson became the only movie source for France, which is now called RoboFrance 29. I was later killed by the horny losers! So, of course, you can see why I'm angry at those losers.
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    12/12/08

    In reply to The One With A Shivering Canadian Women's Basketball Team
    You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.


    You're right, I can't.

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/12/08

    In reply to The One With A Shivering Canadian Women's Basketball Team
    Odds that pic of Ryan Howard was taken at the Jersey Shore: 2:1.
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