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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    10/14/09

    In reply to Ryan Leaf Used To Be Carried In The Arms Of Cheerleaders. Part 87
    Deputy Hawk is on high alert in case he sneaks back across the border.
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    10/14/09

    In reply to Ryan Leaf Used To Be Carried In The Arms Of Cheerleaders. Part 87
    I'm putting my faith in a PR firm that does this for a living.

    As a PR flak, I'd just like to say: Don't be a fucking idiot. I'm sure Joe's Trout and Tackle or whatever the fuck has scraped together tens of dollars to invest in a PR campaign that cares about getting as much ink as possible as with as little work as possible and doesn't really give a shit how it feels to be you. If Oprah wants to put you on air sobbing like a total bitch they'll sign you up for it in a heartbeat as long as the producer agrees to let you wear a fishing vest with the company logo. I hope being a human prop suits your "hyper-competitive spirit" better than having to compete at the highest levels of sport ever did.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/14/09

    In reply to Ryan Leaf Used To Be Carried In The Arms Of Cheerleaders. Part 87
    Well Ryan, when you're inevitably murdered by your pusher due to massive outstanding debts, at least you'll have this guy on the case.
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    Image of SteveJeltzFan SteveJeltzFan
    10/14/09

    In reply to Ryan Leaf Used To Be Carried In The Arms Of Cheerleaders. Part 87
    Corey Feldman, Joe Francis, and...I guess that's Leaf on the right? I didn't think he'd look so much like Dom Irrerra.
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    Image of THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY
    10/14/09

    In reply to Ryan Leaf Used To Be Carried In The Arms Of Cheerleaders. Part 87
    Ryan Leaf loves football, and you always hurt the one you love.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    10/14/09

    In reply to Ryan Leaf Used To Be Carried In The Arms Of Cheerleaders. Part 87
    Ryan has found a good home in Vancouver; Canadians are used to Leafs underachieving.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    10/14/09

    In reply to Ryan Leaf Used To Be Carried In The Arms Of Cheerleaders. Part 87
    I sort of decided I didn't want to play because, for something I loved for so long, it sure gave me a lot of pain

    That's the most honest-looking quote I've probably ever seen from an athlete. I don't even want to make fun. I hope he enjoys the rest of his life.
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    10/14/09

    In reply to Ryan Leaf Used To Be Carried In The Arms Of Cheerleaders. Part 87
    UPDATE: Shortly after this story went to press, Leaf was signed by the Cleveland Browns.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    10/14/09

    In reply to Ryan Leaf Used To Be Carried In The Arms Of Cheerleaders. Part 87
    And this has nothing at all to do with the fantastic bud coming out of BC these days.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    10/14/09

    In reply to Ryan Leaf Used To Be Carried In The Arms Of Cheerleaders. Part 87
    On a related note, Quincy Carter will begin giving vermiculture demonstrations every Tuesday at noon in the Dern Tootin' Room of the Abilene (Texas) Science N' Nature N' Whatnot Museum.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    10/14/09

    In reply to Ryan Leaf Used To Be Carried In The Arms Of Cheerleaders. Part 87
    Don't forget to pack your Celine Dions.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    10/14/09

    In reply to Ryan Leaf Used To Be Carried In The Arms Of Cheerleaders. Part 87
    "I sort of decided I didn't want to play because, for something I loved for so long, it sure gave me a lot of pain," said Leaf. "

    This is the same reason CPSL sort of decided to ask the court to impose a protection order against him for every single girl he ever looked at.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/14/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese... mac: CPSL looks like Billy Dee Williams next to Dirktoberfest:

    [deadspin.com]
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    10/14/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: You bastard.

    It's one thing to make me relive my broken heart all over again. It's quite another to compare me to another man and not give me the Billy Dee Williams side of the analogy.

    I'm the coolest cat around! I sometimes ride the elevator with Jon Koncack!
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    Image of SavetoFavorites SavetoFavorites
    10/14/09

    In reply to Ryan Leaf Used To Be Carried In The Arms Of Cheerleaders. Part 87
    No coaching, no mentoring, no pigskin-related jobs for Ryan Leaf in the near future. For now, he's working with a fishing trip-planning company.

    I have a weird feeling that this all ends up with him punching a walleye.
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    FlakJack promoted this comment Edited by SavetoFavorites at 10/14/09 2:17 PM SavetoFavorites was starred SavetoFavorites was unstarred
    Image of kylejahner kylejahner
    10/14/09

    In reply to Ryan Leaf Used To Be Carried In The Arms Of Cheerleaders. Part 87
    So he's turning over a new Leaf?

    /it had to be done
    //punches self in the testes in act of violent self-loathing
    ///shows self out wishing someone had done it first so I could mock his toolishness instead
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    Image of comment_ninja comment_ninja
    10/14/09

    @kylejahner: you forgot

    /goodbye
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    10/14/09

    @comment_ninja: Thank you.
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    Image of Eamus Catuli Eamus Catuli
    10/14/09

    In reply to Ryan Leaf Used To Be Carried In The Arms Of Cheerleaders. Part 87
    Looks like he's turned maple.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    10/14/09

    @Eamus Catuli: If only he was more truculent, Brian Burke would sign him in a heartbeat.
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