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    It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Gatorade

    Rick Telander Defends Ryan Theriot Against Rick Telander's Steroid Accusations, All Hell Breaks Loose
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/01/09

    In reply to It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Gatorade
    Lot of jaded Cub fans on this thread, I'm impressed.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/01/09

    In reply to It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Gatorade
    It's probably for the best. Would;ve been REAL ugly for that machine the day Mitlon Bradley discovered they were out of grape.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/01/09

    In reply to It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Gatorade
    Damn. Now we'll never know if, should the Cubs ever win the World Series, they would celebrate by bashing Lou Pinella's head into it.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    06/01/09

    In reply to It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Gatorade
    replaced with a boring old water cooler.


    Water? Like, from the toilet?

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/01/09

    In reply to It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Gatorade
    All part of the Cubs' grand plan, which is apparently to make the dugout look more like a Taco Bell.
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    Image of HebrewHammer HebrewHammer
    06/01/09

    In reply to It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Gatorade
    It's a shame we've come to the End Of The Road of the Gatorade machine.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/01/09

    @HebrewHammer: Lord knows, sippin' ain't easy.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    06/01/09

    In reply to It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Gatorade
    I haven't seen a case of machine abuse this egregious since Kobe Bryant slapped Sasha Vujacic around for taking too many shots.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    06/01/09

    In reply to It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Gatorade
    ["Spirit In The Sky" begins playing]


    The legend of the Chicago Cubs in the 2009 began when the Chicago Cubs ace pitcher was suffering from hydration.


    "He wasn't himself. He wasn't getting into shitfits or shitstorms or even shit-typhoons."


    [song changes to "Free Ride"]


    Scientists at the Gatorade Institute For Boring Pitchers discovered that a soda fountain-like dispenser for electrolyte fluids would improve the personality and violent temper of Carlos Zambrano.


    "I felt like a new man. I kept swinging at that machine like it was throwing Aaron Heilman fastballs."


    Zambrano was suspended for six games. AND THE LEGEND CONTINUES...

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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    06/01/09

    In reply to It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Gatorade
    Both Ryan Dempster and Carlos Zambrano took shots at the machine this season...


    Oliver Perez's shot, however, was marked down as another wild pitch.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    06/01/09

    In reply to It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Gatorade
    The last time anything full of Gatorade got beaten that badly, Michael Jordan's kids lost their college fund.
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    Image of Christmas Ape Christmas Ape
    06/01/09

    In reply to It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Gatorade
    Wait until they discover the thing dispensed goat-flavored Gatorade.


    CURSE!!!!!!!

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/01/09

    @Christmas Ape: shhh, it quenched many a fiery thirst.
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    Image of The Sports Industrial Complex The Sports Industrial Complex
    06/01/09

    In reply to It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Gatorade
    Me thinks they are missing the root cause of the problem here. Sort of like throwing away your washer and dryer because you don't want your daughter getting plowed on one of them.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    06/01/09

    @The Sports Industrial Complex: +1.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    06/01/09

    @The Sports Industrial Complex: +1
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/01/09

    In reply to It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Gatorade
    Listen, I'm still pissed at Gatorade for eliminating the "Iced Tea" flavor they had*. Bastards.


    *Summer of '93. My best year of baseball, ever. And those dipshits got rid of it.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/01/09

    @Juancho: That WAS good. But know they have a flavor called "Tiger Woods". Doesn't that sound good?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/01/09

    In reply to It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Gatorade
    Donnie Moore wanted one on the dugout back in the '70s. He loved to mix all the flavors together.
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    Image of FAILBOT FAILBOT
    06/01/09

    In reply to It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Gatorade
    ERROR!


    FAIL!
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    06/01/09

    @FAILBOT: That machine was your last chance at true love, wasn't it?


    /throws on You Were Meant For Me

     Reply
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