Closed Captioning Error Blesses Nik Stauskas With Fantastic Nickname

Something wonderful happened during Tuesday night's game between the 76ers and Kings. Sacramento rookie shooting guard Nik Stauskas hit a pull-up three, and the closed captioning translated the play-by-play call of "Stauskas, hitting the three" into "Sauce Castillo hit the three." Sauce Castillo! » 3/26/15 12:32pm Thursday 12:32pm

Boogie Cousins And John Wall Put On A Show; Some Team Also Won I Guess

A point guard and a center generally can't duel in the way we usually think of players dueling—directly, one-on-one, attacking each other at both ends. Apart from the occasional defensive switch or confrontation at the rim, they'll mostly compete from a distance, and indirectly, via their teams and the scoreboard. … » 3/15/15 1:15pm 3/15/15 1:15pm

After Making Game-Winner, DeMarcus Cousins Goes Off

The Sacramento Kings have been a prominent subject of the NBA rumor mill lately because of reports that they are considering firing head coach Ty Corbin and hiring George Karl to replace him. DeMarcus Cousins has gotten roped into these stories, with multiple reports that he is against the Karl hiring. For instance,… » 2/09/15 1:05am 2/09/15 1:05am

Reports: Kings Already Tired Of New Coach, Want To Hire George Karl

According to numerous reports (Sacramento Bee, Yahoo!, USA Today) the Kings are prepared to fire head coach Ty Corbin over the All-Star break, and want to hire former Nuggets coach George Karl in his place to be their third coach this season. Sitting at 11-13 in the brutal West two months ago, the Kings fired head… » 2/07/15 3:57pm 2/07/15 3:57pm

What In The World Was DeMarcus Cousins Thinking On This Inbounds?

Did he think he was on offense? Did he think the Warriors were shooting on the other basket? Did he think the ball was being inbounded from behind him? Did he think he was guarding somebody who hadn't yet walked onto the court? Sometimes players make the wrong decision on defense, or react too slowly, or forget… » 2/04/15 12:52am 2/04/15 12:52am

Report: The Kings Are Going To Try A 4-On-5 Defensive Scheme

Adrian Wojnarowski has a lot more of the gory details behind the sudden and oddly timed firing of Sacramento Kings head coach Mike Malone, but one in particular has caught our attention. According to Woj, the Kings' new interim head coach, Ty Corbin, is ready to bust out some version of that crazy 4-on-5 defensive… » 12/15/14 1:39pm 12/15/14 1:39pm

Sacramento Kings Shockingly Fire Coach Mike Malone

Uhh, what? Adrian Wojnarowski has reported that the Sacramento Kings have fired head coach Mike Malone, a move that hadn't even been hinted at. Malone was hired at the beginning of last season, and was tasked with returning the Kings to the playoffs. He seemed to be well on his way, developing a rapport with star… » 12/15/14 1:11am 12/15/14 1:11am

Sacramento Kings Deny Dealings With Disgraced Wingnut Dinesh D'Souza

Disgraced '80s relic/wingnut Dinesh D'Souza, having pleaded guilty to violating federal campaign finance law, is currently living in a halfway house as part of his probation. This probably makes it difficult to promote his new movie, America: Imagine the World Without Her, which one reviewer describes as "shredding… » 10/31/14 3:09pm 10/31/14 3:09pm

Kyle Lowry Gets Boned By Terrible Foul Call, Runs Right Off The Court

Some serious bullshit went down at the end of last night's Raptors-Kings game. With 28 seconds remaining and the Raptors down by six, Kyle Lowry hit an incredible three-point shot that was inexplicably waved off by a referee who thought Lowry kicked his leg into the oncoming defender as he went up for the shot. Lowry… » 2/06/14 10:33am 2/06/14 10:33am