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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/13/09

    In reply to NBA Locker Rooms Terrorized By Giant Rubber Balls
    Asked by reporters about the timetable for Garcia's return, Maloof instructed his assistant to "Bring Me the Sked of Francisco Garcia!"
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    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of The Sports Hernia The Sports Hernia
    10/13/09

    In reply to NBA Locker Rooms Terrorized By Giant Rubber Balls
    If Shawn Bradley suffered a similar fall, some lucky group of kids would be playing wiffle ball with his limbs.
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    The Sports Hernia was starred The Sports Hernia was unstarred
    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    10/13/09

    In reply to NBA Locker Rooms Terrorized By Giant Rubber Balls
    Isn't this just natures way of killing off the weak, slow and feeble minded. How many brains cells does it take to look at one of those balls and realize that the chances of that balls ability to support a tall muscular athlete plus an additional 180 pounds is pretty slim.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/13/09

    In reply to NBA Locker Rooms Terrorized By Giant Rubber Balls
    It is considered round, squishy and extremely dangerous.

    But enough about late-period Brando after a morning without breakfast.
     Reply
    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    10/13/09

    In reply to NBA Locker Rooms Terrorized By Giant Rubber Balls
    Then before and now once more they're bouncing 'round the room!
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    Kid Canada was starred Kid Canada was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/13/09

    In reply to NBA Locker Rooms Terrorized By Giant Rubber Balls
    If these idiots are trying to aggressively lose weight they should just eat a huge jar of mayonnaise.
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    MarkKelsosMigraine was starred MarkKelsosMigraine was unstarred
    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    10/13/09

    In reply to NBA Locker Rooms Terrorized By Giant Rubber Balls
    Do not taunt the exercise ball.
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    UpstateUnderdog was starred UpstateUnderdog was unstarred
    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    10/13/09

    In reply to NBA Locker Rooms Terrorized By Giant Rubber Balls
    Some balls are held for charity
    And some for fancy dress
    But when they're under pressure
    They're the balls that cause a mess
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    Brazil Thrill was starred Brazil Thrill was unstarred
    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    10/13/09

    In reply to NBA Locker Rooms Terrorized By Giant Rubber Balls
    The Elders tell of a young ball much like you. He bounced three metres in the air. Then he bounced 1.8 metres in the air. Then he bounced four metres in the air. Do I make myself clear?
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    Image of We Are All Lance Uppercut We Are All Lance Uppercut
    10/13/09

    @Randy the Dodge Ram: Please, gentlemen, we must put an end to the bloodshed. We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks.
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    We Are All Lance Uppercut was starred We Are All Lance Uppercut was unstarred
    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    10/13/09

    In reply to NBA Locker Rooms Terrorized By Giant Rubber Balls
    and here I thought "Exploding Jim Balls" was just the worst daredevil name ever.
     Reply
    Edited by Hit Bull Win Steak at 10/13/09 3:40 PM Hit Bull Win Steak was starred Hit Bull Win Steak was unstarred
    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/26/09

    In reply to Mazel Tov, Omri Casspi
    Matisyahu just bought season tickets.


    + Watch video
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    Kid Canada was starred Kid Canada was unstarred
    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    06/26/09

    In reply to Mazel Tov, Omri Casspi
    Who thought it was a good idea to pair highlights of Israeli league basketball with ear shrieking, ungodly music?
     Reply
    BruschisBrewsky was starred BruschisBrewsky was unstarred
    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/26/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: can we call that Ju Rock?
     Reply
    Hit Bull Win Steak was starred Hit Bull Win Steak was unstarred
    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    06/26/09

    In reply to Mazel Tov, Omri Casspi
    needs to be a better rebounder and is too much of a prima donna


    Sounds just like every newly single Jewish girl in New York.

     Reply
    Jews For Purple Jesus was starred Jews For Purple Jesus was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    06/26/09

    In reply to Mazel Tov, Omri Casspi
    I can't wait for the first time Stuart Scott says that Casspi "split those defenders like Moses and the Red Sea!"
     Reply
    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/26/09

    In reply to Mazel Tov, Omri Casspi
    In my mind, I read this post Jackie Mason's voice.


    And when I hear Jackie Mason's voice I want to drink bleach.

     Reply
    MarkKelsosMigraine was starred MarkKelsosMigraine was unstarred
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