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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11/12/09

    In reply to Brave Peacemaker Of Casino Cafeteria Chair-Throwing Lady Brawl Rewarded With NBA Assistant Job
    Shinn moved the team back to Charlotte? Oh, Inverted World! #timfloyd
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    11/12/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: You kids and your new slang... #timfloyd
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Brave Peacemaker Of Casino Cafeteria Chair-Throwing Lady Brawl Rewarded With NBA Assistant Job
    Great. Now I have to buy a plane ticket to Charlotte to go with my Hornets/Blazers tickets for Friday night. It'll be worth the money as long as Kelly Tripucka can suit up for the game. #timfloyd
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Brave Peacemaker Of Casino Cafeteria Chair-Throwing Lady Brawl Rewarded With NBA Assistant Job
    Charlotte Hornets? A.J. Daulerio is like Tony Kornheiser (but not a virgin). #timfloyd
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    11/12/09

    In reply to Brave Peacemaker Of Casino Cafeteria Chair-Throwing Lady Brawl Rewarded With NBA Assistant Job
    This is exciting. With Alonzo Mourning and Larry Johnson, the Charlotte Hornets have a great core of young stars. Bringing pro basketball to Charlotte was a great idea; it can't fail!
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    11/12/09

    @Pete Gaines: Don't forget Del Curry! Have you seen his wife? Yowzers. #timfloyd
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    11/12/09

    @Pete Gaines: Damn it, what am I gonna do with all these NOOCH jerseys now? #timfloyd
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    11/12/09

    @Pete Gaines:
    Personally, I imagine that A.J.'s probably got a lot of distractions right now, what with drunken emails, phone calls from hack actresses, and of course, being served with legal docs. #timfloyd
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/12/09

    In reply to Brave Peacemaker Of Casino Cafeteria Chair-Throwing Lady Brawl Rewarded With NBA Assistant Job
    Bob Knight threw a chair and all he got was a hummer from Dick Vitale. #timfloyd
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Breaking: World Frantically Googling The Sports Guy's Wife, Bruno Kirby

    How come this picture came up before anything of Bill and his wife? #billsimmons
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Breaking: World Frantically Googling The Sports Guy's Wife, Bruno Kirby
    Simmons' wife also subscribes to the Ewing Theory, but her definition relates to the powerful orgasms she experiences when he's away on a book tour. #billsimmons
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Breaking: World Frantically Googling The Sports Guy's Wife, Bruno Kirby
     
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Breaking: World Frantically Googling The Sports Guy's Wife, Bruno Kirby
    You know what the title of that book should be? "Yes, I Can If Norby Says It's OK". #billsimmons
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    11/10/09

    @Artie Fufkin: +11. You win. #billsimmons
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Breaking: World Frantically Googling The Sports Guy's Wife, Bruno Kirby
    I've masturbated to all of these things.

    Except #6. I'm a Niners fan. #billsimmons
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Breaking: World Frantically Googling The Sports Guy's Wife, Bruno Kirby
    If Carrie Prejean would be so kind as to have a four-way with Bruno Kirby, Dan Pfeiffer and Raymond Luc Levasseur, the internets would be a far more efficient series of tubes. #billsimmons
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Breaking: World Frantically Googling The Sports Guy's Wife, Bruno Kirby
    Someone out there is doing some elaborate research while writing their "Good Morning Vietnam"-themed fanfic. #billsimmons
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Breaking: World Frantically Googling The Sports Guy's Wife, Bruno Kirby
    I can't believe that many people misspelled Burt Ward. What morons. #billsimmons
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Breaking: World Frantically Googling The Sports Guy's Wife, Bruno Kirby
    If that drawing is true to life Mrs. Simmons has some junk in the trunk. #billsimmons
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    11/10/09

    @twoeightnine: He also needs to wipe off his electronics after watching porn. #billsimmons
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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    11/07/09

    In reply to Cornell Business School: Home Of All Sorts Of Savory Juices
    I actually think this is the best part: "Hey, can you re-send me that link to the article about Obama, and the one world, NWO? I misplaced the link to that, and hadn’t finished reading it yet."

    Good to see there's more than physicality to that relationship. #cornellbusinessschool
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