Chicago Artist's Shrine To Derrick Rose Is The Saddest

It's a common human response to erect shrines and murals in public spaces commemorating fallen heroes. One Chicago artist felt particularly moved by Derrick Rose's umpteenth injury to create one in his memory, replete with the point guard's visage wearing a crown of thorns, crutches and knee pads laid about to signify… » 3/09/15 1:49pm 3/09/15 1:49pm

Heckling Carmelo Anthony Can Cost You Your Job​

Former ING Financial Services trader, Anthony Rotondi, is suing Madison Square Garden for kicking him out of a basketball game. Rotondi was removed with 6.7 seconds from the Knicks January 7th victory over the Detroit Pistons. » 10/03/14 4:13pm 10/03/14 4:13pm

Is Time For Sad Nightmare Bear

Here we find Nightmare Bear, shortly after the Russian hockey team's loss to Finland, experiencing a nightmare of his own. Now you know how we feel every time we look at you, Nightmare Bear. » 2/19/14 11:37am 2/19/14 11:37am

Bob Ryan's Twitter Account Is An Exercise In Muted Despair

When Peter Gammons sends out one of his patented butt-tweets, it's an occasion for laughter, because old guys who don't understand technology are always funny. But retired Boston Globe columnist Bob Ryan's misuse of the social media platform makes us feel sad. Ryan definitely wants to say something, but he just can't! » 7/25/13 12:34pm 7/25/13 12:34pm

Ryan Howard Broke His Toe By Dropping His Warm-Up Bat On It In The…

The Phillies have had a pretty miserable year, but it hasn't been outlandishly miserable. In their division, the Mets have more histrionic fans and suffered a worse collapse. In their state, the Pirates had a historically sad season that culminated in getting blanked last night by Homer Bailey. But the Phillies have… » 9/29/12 5:40pm 9/29/12 5:40pm

Cristiano Ronaldo Has A Sad

Oh noes! Ronaldo is "sad," and no one knows why. Not his teammates, not his bosses, and surely not the media, who have speculated that it could be anything from dissatisfaction with his contract to missing out on Player of the Year award to rifts in the locker room to the anniversary of his father's death. But, real… » 9/04/12 11:15am 9/04/12 11:15am

What Is Sadder Than The Lakers' 72-Year-Old Backcourt? Let's Discuss!

So now, having watched a team led by a 27-year-old superstar beat a team led by a pair of 23-year-old superstars in the NBA Finals, the Lakers have produced their own blueprint for returning to championship form: pairing a 38-year-old former MVP point guard with their 34-year-old former MVP shooting guard. And now… » 7/05/12 3:22pm 7/05/12 3:22pm

The Northwestern Wildcats Will Not Be Going Dancing

What looked like a sure thing is now just a memory. The Northwestern Wildcats hoops team, despite its best efforts, will most assuredly miss qualifying for the NCAA Tournament after today's overtime loss to Minnesota in the Big 10 Tournament. The team was attempting to secure its first March Madness appearance in 73… » 3/08/12 8:55pm 3/08/12 8:55pm