The NFL Veteran Combine Is The Saddest

The NFL hosted its first-ever veteran combine this weekend, a chance for players who have fallen out of the league for one reason or another to claw their way back onto an NFL roster by proving that they've still got it. Michael Sam was there! So were Felix Jones, Michael Bush, and a lot of other names you'd… » 3/23/15 12:40pm 3/23/15 12:40pm

Let's Laugh At The Sixers Playing Completely Hapless Defense

I've been watching this on loop for a good 10 minutes, and I just now noticed that while Damian Lillard is just hanging out, probably trying to figure out if he's somehow gained the ability to freeze time, Wes Matthews is also wide fucking open in the corner. Lillard could have said, "No, this wide-open three that… » 11/25/14 12:26pm 11/25/14 12:26pm

Anthony Bennett Says He Couldn't See Shit Last Year

Former Cavalier Anthony Bennett, who became perhaps the saddest sad-sack No. 1 overall pick we've ever seen last season, is now a member of the Minnesota Timberwolves and is hoping to bounce back from his terrible rookie campaign. Bennett is hoping that one reason his play will improve is because he can, like,… » 11/11/14 1:39pm 11/11/14 1:39pm

The 76ers Do Not Even Care Who Is On Their Team Anymore

The Philadelphia 76ers currently sport a roster that appears to be made up of guys who were spat into the world by NBA 2K15's player creator. According to the team's official site, the Sixers got a little more unreal today, as the team apparently signed 43-year-old power forward Bo Outlaw, who retired in 2007. » 10/27/14 6:27pm 10/27/14 6:27pm

Sad Chiefs Fan Finds A Nice Spot To Lie Down In The Parking Lot

Kansas City stomped the St. Louis Rams today, and this guy—spotted by @jonisthenewblk—was either so bored by the lopsided result that he retreated to the parking lot for a quick nap, or never managed to make it into the stadium in the first place. » 10/26/14 4:21pm 10/26/14 4:21pm

Here's An Unconscious Browns Fan In The Jacksonville Parking Lot

A tipster in Jacksonville sends along this photo of a Browns fan, having been vanquished by Blake Bortles and the Jaguars and a punt to the face, lying belly-up in the Jacksonville parking lot. » 10/19/14 5:02pm 10/19/14 5:02pm

Here's What Getting Traded Looks Like

Indians middle infielder Asdrubal Cabrera was traded to the Washington Nationals today. Shortly after the trade was made official, Chronicle Telegram reporter Brian Dulik snapped this picture of Cabrera going all Sad Keanu on us in the hallway outside the Indians locker room. » 7/31/14 3:53pm 7/31/14 3:53pm

Extremely Intoxicated Metro North Passenger Munches On Floor Chips…

This horrible incident occurred on one of New York's Metro North trains, which are often booze-fueled nightmares, full of shit-hammered White Plains residents trying to get home at 1:45 a.m. after drinking themselves stupid in the Meatpacking District. » 7/29/14 11:17am 7/29/14 11:17am

The Life And Death Of The Runaway Baltimore Bull: A Play In Two Acts

A bull got loose in the streets of Baltimore today. Nobody is sure where the bull came from, or where he was trying to go. All we know is that the bull was spotted by many Baltimore residents, running across the hot pavement of the city's roads, warmed by the summer sun and driven onward by the thrill of freedom. » 6/13/14 11:33am 6/13/14 11:33am

Steve Francis Pours Booze All Over Himself In A Club

It's time for yet another edition of What the Hell is Going on With Steve Francis? Today's episode takes us to a club in Miami, where Francis was filmed grooving to "Drunk in Love" by himself while pouring booze all over his own head and face. At the end, he just falls right the hell over. It's all very sad. » 5/06/14 5:16pm 5/06/14 5:16pm

Metrodome Deflated For Final Time; Demolition Begins Monday

The home of the Minnesota Vikings has been deflated for the final time. This is time lapse video of the roughly 35-minute process. Once home to the Twins, Vikings and Timberwolves, the Metrodome slowly lost all its major tenants but the Vikings. Now that the Vikings have a new billion-dollar facility planned, the… » 1/18/14 6:30pm 1/18/14 6:30pm

Steve Francis Isn't Looking So Good These Days, You Guys

Former NBA star Steve Francis recently attended some sort of event in Luizhou, a prefecture in China's Guangxi region, at which many unfortunate photos were taken. Francis is only 37 years old, but he looks rough. » 1/10/14 5:52pm 1/10/14 5:52pm

The Illinois Student Section Is The Saddest-Est

Things have somehow gotten worse for the Illinois student section. Things are so bad we've been forced to make an uber superlative. You know what, though? Good for those dozen(s?) or so who did show up. Scrappers 'til the end. » 11/30/13 6:17pm 11/30/13 6:17pm

Former Atlanta Hawks First-Rounder Has Had A Sad Hawks Career Arc

Cal Bowdler's NBA career probably hasn't gone like he hoped it would. After four years of college ball at Old Dominion, where he led the Colonial Athletic Association in rebounds and blocked shots in 1998 and 1999, Bowdler was selected by the Atlanta Hawks with the 17th overall pick in 1999. He rode the bench for… » 6/06/13 5:48pm 6/06/13 5:48pm