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    Meet Your New Quarterback, Vikings Fans
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    Image of White Speed Receiver White Speed Receiver
    02/24/09

    In reply to Meet Your New Quarterback, Vikings Fans
    Great move by Childress. At least Tim Brewster isn't showing signs of being incompetent.


    FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK. That is all.

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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    02/24/09

    In reply to Meet Your New Quarterback, Vikings Fans
    This signing increases the Twin Cities Jewish Population to 2. (Rod Carew is the other)


    This came just in time for Purim too! L'Chaim!

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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    02/24/09

    @VTBen: (he converted)
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    02/24/09

    In reply to Meet Your New Quarterback, Vikings Fans
    All hail the "Jewish Rifle"
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/24/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: Any votes for the "Kosher Cannon?"
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/24/09

    In reply to Meet Your New Quarterback, Vikings Fans
    Enjoy your new team, L.A.
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    02/24/09

    In reply to Meet Your New Quarterback, Vikings Fans
    This reminds me of the old Steelers QB lineup of Kordell Stewart, Mike Tomczak and Jim Miller.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/24/09

    In reply to Meet Your New Quarterback, Vikings Fans
    No one is seeing the big picture here. The Vikings are positioning themselves to either acquire Matt Cassell or Donovan McNabb. Obviously, the Patriots or the Eagles will want a QB in a trade and neither of them wants Gus and the Vikings won't trade Tarvaris (?), so the Vikings will package a combination of Rosenfels and draft choices to acquire McNabb or Cassell. Right? Right?


    Fuck me running. Is it too early to start drinking?

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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    02/24/09

    In reply to Meet Your New Quarterback, Vikings Fans
    But Tom Stoppard said that he and Guildenstern were dead.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    02/24/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: Yeah, and if you remember the Colts game, Sage is a Jumper.


    /love Stoppard

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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    02/24/09

    In reply to Meet Your New Quarterback, Vikings Fans
    Will he have enough Thyme to learn the vikings offense?
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/24/09

    @Hustler of Culture: If he wants to curry favor with the fans, he should.
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    Image of Grouper Sandwich Grouper Sandwich
    02/24/09

    In reply to Meet Your New Quarterback, Vikings Fans
    Sage was parsley responsible for the Texans' resurgence - in thyme he'll be a solid QB.
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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    02/24/09

    @Grouper Sandwich: well crap, its one thing to make a bad pun joke...its another thing to get beaten to that same crappy pun joke
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    Image of GoSpeedRacistGo GoSpeedRacistGo
    02/24/09

    @Hustler of Culture: ... and it's yet another thing to take every single pun so that the rest of us can't join in. Grouper, quit takin' our jerrrrrrrrrrrrrbs... er... puns...
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/24/09

    @GoSpeedRacistGo: Now, now... amchur he meant no disrespect.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    02/24/09

    In reply to Meet Your New Quarterback, Vikings Fans
    At the very least, he will lighten up the Vikings' locker room with his hilarious prank phone calls.


    "I'm gonna come see you with my nub!"

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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    02/24/09

    In reply to Meet Your New Quarterback, Vikings Fans
    He throws a lot of picks, but at least Sage targets players' hands, not their feet.
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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    02/24/09

    In reply to Meet Your New Quarterback, Vikings Fans
    This seems like a can't miss. Thank God I'm not a Vikings fan. They might as well bring back Mike Tice, they're fucked anyway.


    /Loyal Giants follower, and I'd bench Eli for about 20 other QBs in or out of league, including Vick.

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    Image of Athens Grease Athens Grease
    02/24/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: I'd bench Eli for about 20 other QBs in or out of league


    You're kidding, right?

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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    02/24/09

    @Athens_Grease: I may have been exaggerating by a QB or five, but he's not a leader. Plaxico may have not done anything big stat-wise pre "groin injury", but he took a safety on the other side of the ball and opened up the offense for Eli and the run game.


    Without a bigtime receiver, Eli is as average as they get, doesn't have leadership qualities, and never learned how to throw a spiral. That ball quacks nearly every time out of his hand. He played very well for about a span of 7 games leading up to their superbowl, and completely regressed back to rookie mode this past year. Its maddening.

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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    02/24/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: You won. a goddamn Super bowl. LAST YEAR. Jesus, it's not like it's your birthright.
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