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    Is EA Sports Robbing College Athletes?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/12/09

    In reply to Is EA Sports Robbing College Athletes?
    but there are some who think the amateurs are getting screwed


    Wait a second, I just realized how much all my hilarious comments add to Deadspin page views and Gawker advertising revenue. This is horseshit!


    Gents, what are we worth?

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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    05/12/09

    In reply to Is EA Sports Robbing College Athletes?
    If I was in charge of EA NCAA Football, it would have Recruiting Mode, where you can play as the coach or the recruit. If you're the coach, you must figure out a way to hand cash over to the player without getting caught. If you're the player, you have to bang as many girls at a frat party as possible before getting too drunk and passing out.
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    Image of Quake 'n' Shake Quake 'n' Shake
    05/12/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: What happens when one installs the Hot Coffee patch for your version?
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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    05/12/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake:


    there are no patches. Trust me, that's the only thing a recruit wants a trip, drunk 'n laid.

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    Image of Quake 'n' Shake Quake 'n' Shake
    05/12/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: I worked with an engineer who played at New Mexico State on scholarhip in the early 80's. He said he never saw as much booze, sex and drugs as he did at a party for recruits at.... BYU!!!
    In the late 70's, possibly still today, they had a system setup for recruits who were not LDS.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/12/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake: What you thought Jim McMahon was going back to his dorm room to pray?
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    Image of J Money BS J Money BS
    05/12/09

    In reply to Is EA Sports Robbing College Athletes?
    Sam Keller's a money-grubbing douchebag? Shocking!


    Listen, jerkoff, you get to play football and you DO fucking get paid for it -- it's called a scholarship, and when you inevitably flame out as an athlete and desperately hang on to the fact that your life peaked at age 18, you'll be able to use that degree to be at least sort of qualified to do something besides run the fryer.


    Fucktard. I hate this argument. For every one of us who wasn't a scholarship athlete, college is fucking expensive and FREE college IS FUCKING PAYMENT.


    I need to calm down.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/12/09

    @J Money BS: Even if you got a scholarship to an SEC school? I'm not sure that even counts as "college".
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    05/12/09

    In reply to Is EA Sports Robbing College Athletes?
    "And, furthermore, in the 2002 version of the game, the University of Kentucky has a #22 who roams the field like a retarded child and actually eats a pastrami sandwich in between snaps. I find it hard to believe that EA Sports randomly generated a player with the exact same attributes as Jared Lorenzen."
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    05/12/09

    In reply to Is EA Sports Robbing College Athletes?
    Frank Deford is going to sue the shit out of whoever is responsible for Castlevania.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    05/12/09

    @ArkansasFred:


    Big + 1.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/12/09

    @ArkansasFred: Holy Shit. +1.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/12/09

    @ArkansasFred: I just googled him and now I realize why that's funny. Good job.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    05/12/09

    In reply to Is EA Sports Robbing College Athletes?
    They should use real names. I never knew who "Southern Airways Flight 932 Casualty #6" was in the '71 edition, I just knew he had a low center of gravity.
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    05/12/09

    @Starburied: +1
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    05/12/09

    @Starburied:


    Also +1. Jeez.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    05/12/09

    @Starburied: +1. You've been on a roll lately.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    05/12/09

    In reply to Is EA Sports Robbing College Athletes?
    EA must have been expecting this, since they gave fake-Keller a "Litigiousness Rating" of 9.4.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/12/09

    @Gourmet Spud: They only gave Sam Kellerman a 2/100 in "Hammer Avoidance"
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    05/12/09

    @Gourmet Spud: That was artful. I enjoyed that.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    05/12/09

    In reply to Is EA Sports Robbing College Athletes?
    Its as if no one on this country has ever heard of a little thing called free speech.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/12/09

    In reply to Is EA Sports Robbing College Athletes?
    Virtual Noel Devine is still cooler than I will ever be. Sorry, WVU RB #7 is still cooler than I will ever be.


    /Florio'd

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/12/09

    In reply to Is EA Sports Robbing College Athletes?
    "Dynasty Mode with Nebraska"? Is that when two rich girls from Omaha get into a hair-pulling fight and fall into a horse trough?
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