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<em>Chicago Tribune</em> Deploys Troop Of Writers To Rip On Sosa's New FaceSammy Sosa's new face has caused quite an international stir, but no more so than Chicago, specifically, the Chicago Tribune which did three different stories about Sosa's "cabeza blanca" that's captivated the nation....

Sammy Sosa Re-emerges As Shiny-Suited Latino ZombieI have no idea what strange transformation Mr. Sosa is going through, but it's obvious that, yes, something is seriously messed up with Slammin' Sammy's pigmentation....