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New York, 12:55 AM
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    Sammy Sosa Doesn't See Why People Are So Terrified By His Appearance
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Sammy Sosa Doesn't See Why People Are So Terrified By His Appearance
    Good thing he didn't use the clear, the dude would have turned invisible. #sammysosasskin
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Sammy Sosa Doesn't See Why People Are So Terrified By His Appearance
    Super White Sammy

    I'll take "Close Runners-Up To 'Mark Twain'" for 400, Alex. #sammysosasskin
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    11/11/09

    @ClintonPortishead: +1 #sammysosasskin
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Sammy Sosa Doesn't See Why People Are So Terrified By His Appearance
    Its European! #sammysosasskin
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Sammy Sosa Doesn't See Why People Are So Terrified By His Appearance
    The saddest part about Sammy using the new David Duke Line of skin-care products is that he now enjoys squirrel-meat stew, "Springer" reruns and the comedy stylings of Larry the Cable Guy, not to mention long, slow walks through the county lock-up.
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Sammy Sosa Doesn't See Why People Are So Terrified By His Appearance
    To be fair, he's also been applying it below his ankles, to improve his renditions of "Sundown" and "Rainy Day People" at an upcoming karaoke night. #sammysosasskin
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Sammy Sosa Doesn't See Why People Are So Terrified By His Appearance
    "I'm not a racist, I live my life happily."

    Rush Limbaugh lives his life happily. Probably because of all the Oxycontin in his bloodstream. #sammysosasskin
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Sammy Sosa Doesn't See Why People Are So Terrified By His Appearance
    Coincidentally, "Primer Impacto" is also the name of the skin product he's using. #sammysosasskin
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Sammy Sosa Doesn't See Why People Are So Terrified By His Appearance
    After doing some half-assed Google research

    Maybe if you used your whole ass you wouldn't upset so many readers and ruin so many reputations.

    -Tracy Ham and Eggs #sammysosasskin
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Sammy Sosa Doesn't See Why People Are So Terrified By His Appearance
    Other side effects of Hydroquinone include loss of rhythm, an inflated credit score, and an appreciation for Bob Saget where there once was none. #sammysosasskin
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Sammy Sosa Doesn't See Why People Are So Terrified By His Appearance
    And also, only Whoopi Goldberg can hear him now. #sammysosasskin
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Sammy Sosa Doesn't See Why People Are So Terrified By His Appearance
    In his defense, the directions on the bottle of cream were written in english.

    Sammy don't know english too good. #sammysosasskin
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Sammy Sosa Doesn't See Why People Are So Terrified By His Appearance
    Sosa went on to say that the whole incident has been "more embarassing than the time he was traded for Wade Boggs and a side of rice pilaf." #sammysosasskin
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Sammy Sosa Doesn't See Why People Are So Terrified By His Appearance
    Hee hee!

    /needs white glove #sammysosasskin
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Sammy Sosa Doesn't See Why People Are So Terrified By His Appearance
    It's tough to blame Sammy - he just used the cream they handed to him. He had no idea what was in it! #sammysosasskin
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Sammy Sosa Doesn't See Why People Are So Terrified By His Appearance
    Sammy wouldn't reveal the name of the cream (only that he purchased it in Europe)

    From the looks of it, he bought it at the Dachau gift shop. #sammysosasskin
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