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    So Much For That San Jose Dynasty

    No Lemieuxs Were Harmed In The Making Of This Goal

    Sharks' Practice Rink Is Cursed, Or Something

    Claude Lemieux Returns To Detroit

    Claude Lemieux Comes Out Of His Shell

    So Much For The Unstoppable Sharks Juggernaut

    San Jose Sharks Quietly Devouring Professional Hockey

    NHL Playoff Preview: The Twos Meets The Sevens

    The Sharks' Biggest Chum-Guzzlers

    Jeremy Roenick Doesn't Daydream; He's Too Busy Giving Other People Nightmares
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    Image of the sieve the sieve
    04/28/09

    In reply to So Much For That San Jose Dynasty
    Ha ha ha. Of course San Jose won't choke this year. How could they? They completely dominated the conference. I'll just load up on Sharks for my playoff pool. What could possibly go wrong?


    /smashes things, curses, develops seething, life-long hatred for Joe Thornton

     Reply
    the sieve was starred the sieve was unstarred
    Image of uninspired uninspired
    04/28/09

    @the sieve: Yes, and when I'm in Vegas at the start of the season, I'll throw $50 on the Sharks at 8-1. I can't lose, right?


    /ripping up ticket

     Reply
    uninspired was starred uninspired was unstarred
    Image of Ugueth Urbina's Machete Ugueth Urbina's Machete
    04/28/09

    In reply to So Much For That San Jose Dynasty
    How many goals do the Rangers lose by tonight? 6? 7?
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    Ugueth Urbina's Machete was starred Ugueth Urbina's Machete was unstarred
    Image of Goethewritesdrivel Goethewritesdrivel
    04/28/09

    @Ugueth Urbina's Machete: Watch the King ascend his throne with a stonewall of Ovie 7 the rest of the Mayberry USSR squad.
    Oh, and Marty should be good for the record tonight, as well.
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    Image of Ugueth Urbina's Machete Ugueth Urbina's Machete
    04/28/09

    @Goethewritesdrivel: I don't know, according to conspiracy theorists, the NHL has almost made sure that Ovie advances in the playoffs.
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    Ugueth Urbina's Machete was starred Ugueth Urbina's Machete was unstarred
    Image of vamusical vamusical
    04/28/09

    @Ugueth Urbina's Machete: But then... explain last year's game 7?
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    04/28/09

    In reply to So Much For That San Jose Dynasty
    Suddenly the playoffs are looking a lot less....teal?
     Reply
    Hit Bull Win Steak was starred Hit Bull Win Steak was unstarred
    Image of theheckle theheckle
    04/28/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: If only the Caps had held on to those god awful 90s jerseys. We'd still have our teal quota.
     Reply
    theheckle was starred theheckle was unstarred
    Image of vamusical vamusical
    04/28/09

    @theheckle: Hey, those were royal blue and bronze, thankyouverymuch.
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    04/28/09

    In reply to So Much For That San Jose Dynasty
    So we're all agreed that we still considered this to be called "Hockey Closer", yes?
     Reply
    DeepFriar was starred DeepFriar was unstarred
    Image of uninspired uninspired
    04/28/09

    In reply to So Much For That San Jose Dynasty
    I wanted SJ to win, only to see a Vancouver-Detroit second round matchup.
     Reply
    uninspired was starred uninspired was unstarred
    Image of Afino Afino
    04/28/09

    In reply to So Much For That San Jose Dynasty
    there are two Game 7s on tap this evening, so buy popcorn.


    Or, because one game's in New Jersey, fall asleep.


    /completely kidding, it's been the best series thus far

     Reply
    Afino was starred Afino was unstarred
    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    04/28/09

    @Afino: Two Game 7s tonight? Awesome. Let me just check my local listings...


    Wait - one game is on Versus (a channel I don't get) and the other one isn't actually on television?


    Interesting marketing strategy, Mr. Bettman...

     Reply
    Barry Lutz was starred Barry Lutz was unstarred
    Image of VTBen VTBen
    04/28/09

    @Barry Lutz: I often imagine Bettman waking up in the morning and forgetting which sport he's commissioner of.


    Also, fuck the Devils.

     Reply
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    Image of uninspired uninspired
    04/28/09

    @VTBen: +666
     Reply
    uninspired was starred uninspired was unstarred
    Image of vamusical vamusical
    04/28/09

    @Afino: Maybe the best ON the ice, but the Caps/Rangers series has suddenly morphed into a daytime soap opera.
     Reply
    vamusical was starred vamusical was unstarred
    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/26/09

    In reply to No Lemieuxs Were Harmed In The Making Of This Goal
    No Lemieuxs Were Harmed In The Making Of This Goal


    I thought Lemieuces would be the plural.

     Reply
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    02/26/09

    @Hatey McLife: The plural of Lemieux is LEMIEUX LEMIEUX LEMIEUX


    /Berman

     Reply
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/26/09

    In reply to No Lemieuxs Were Harmed In The Making Of This Goal
    Never trust a guy named Claude.


    Yeah, that's right. Fuck Impressionism.

     Reply
    Doyle McPoyle was starred Doyle McPoyle was unstarred
    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    02/26/09

    In reply to No Lemieuxs Were Harmed In The Making Of This Goal
    That's great ... BUT DID YOU SEE IDOL
     Reply
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    Image of Night Man Night Man
    02/25/09

    In reply to Sharks' Practice Rink Is Cursed, Or Something
    We gotta get a larger rink.
     Reply
    Night Man was starred Night Man was unstarred
    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    02/25/09

    @Night Man: +1 head, 1 tail, 1 whole damn thing
     Reply
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    02/25/09

    In reply to Sharks' Practice Rink Is Cursed, Or Something
    They're the most efficient organ donors I've seen since Seven Pounds.
     Reply
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    02/25/09

    @Jefferson Tardship:


    Oh man, +1.

     Reply
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    02/25/09

    @Jefferson Tardship: Oh god that is good. +1. You win.
     Reply
    Shakey was starred Shakey was unstarred
    Image of Charlie Kerfeld's Jetsons Tee Charlie Kerfeld's Jetsons Tee
    02/25/09

    @Jefferson Tardship: Wait, you saw "Seven Pounds?"


    -1


    You've still got +1, though. Not too shabby.

     Reply
    Charlie Kerfeld's Jetsons Tee was starred Charlie Kerfeld's Jetsons Tee was unstarred
    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    02/25/09

    In reply to Sharks' Practice Rink Is Cursed, Or Something
    I had Shenanigans and the points. Fucking Beer. [tears up tickets]
     Reply
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    02/25/09

    In reply to Sharks' Practice Rink Is Cursed, Or Something
    You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a pair of skates again.
     Reply
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    02/25/09

    In reply to Sharks' Practice Rink Is Cursed, Or Something
    They should never have answered the door for that "candy gram".
     Reply
    Gourmet Spud was starred Gourmet Spud was unstarred
    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    02/25/09

    @Gourmet Spud: +1
     Reply
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    Image of iamfootstepsfalcosuncle iamfootstepsfalcosuncle
    02/25/09

    In reply to Claude Lemieux Returns To Detroit
    This can't possibly be an important game. It's not on Versus.
     Reply
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    Image of The Mighty Pigs The Mighty Pigs
    02/25/09

    @iamfootstepsfalcosuncle: It does involve Detroit though. One of the 4 hockey teams in the NHL according to Vs and NBC.
     Reply
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    02/25/09

    @The Mighty Pigs: Along with Boston, Chicago and New York, I presume
     Reply
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