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    Without Eternal Vigilance, It Could Happen Outside Of Your City College Women's Softball Practice
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    Image of J-No J-No
    02/04/09

    In reply to Without Eternal Vigilance, It Could Happen Outside Of Your City College Women's Softball Practice
    Twice I have had the honor of seeing a guy jerk it in public. Seriously, it scares the crap out of you.
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    02/04/09

    @J-No:


    I thought you looked familiar the second time.

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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    02/04/09

    In reply to Without Eternal Vigilance, It Could Happen Outside Of Your City College Women's Softball Practice
    why the hell did it take him so long? Was he trying to make sure it was good for his hand as well?
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    02/04/09

    In reply to Without Eternal Vigilance, It Could Happen Outside Of Your City College Women's Softball Practice
    They're having softball practice in the first week of February?


    Why the fuck don't I live in California? It's -15 degrees here!

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/04/09

    @Kid Canada: Yeah, but that's Celsius, right? Isn't that like 65F?
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    02/04/09

    In reply to Without Eternal Vigilance, It Could Happen Outside Of Your City College Women's Softball Practice
    Maybe the guy was hoping those girls were going to start playing "hide the bat"
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    Image of Saved By Zero Saved By Zero
    02/04/09

    In reply to Without Eternal Vigilance, It Could Happen Outside Of Your City College Women's Softball Practice
    Hey the guy give the guy a break....
    really likes lesbian porn...
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    02/04/09

    @Saved By Zero: Distracted much?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    02/04/09

    In reply to Without Eternal Vigilance, It Could Happen Outside Of Your City College Women's Softball Practice
    What's the big deal. He was just oiling his glove.
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    Image of J-Animal J-Animal
    02/04/09

    In reply to Without Eternal Vigilance, It Could Happen Outside Of Your City College Women's Softball Practice
    there was an eyewitness to the act.


    Jesus.

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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    02/04/09

    @J-Animal: Meter maids don't get paid nearly enough, in my view.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    02/04/09

    In reply to Without Eternal Vigilance, It Could Happen Outside Of Your City College Women's Softball Practice
    The player say the guy wrestling with the champ at 11:00 and she didn't have a problem. Only when he was still there at 12:30 did she tell someone? I guess like most college girls she doesn't mind you doing what you need to do just as long as you leave right after.
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    Image of Balls State Explorer_explored Balls State Explorer_explored
    02/04/09

    In reply to Without Eternal Vigilance, It Could Happen Outside Of Your City College Women's Softball Practice
    That guy must really have a thing for fat lesbians.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/04/09

    @Balls State Explorer_explored: Deliciously subtle. Good job.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    02/04/09

    In reply to Without Eternal Vigilance, It Could Happen Outside Of Your City College Women's Softball Practice
    I wouldn't exactly describe Tommy Lasorda as middle age.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/04/09

    In reply to Without Eternal Vigilance, It Could Happen Outside Of Your City College Women's Softball Practice
    If you ever get caught masturbating, and I hope it doesn't happen to you, here's what you do. First, act suprised. And trust me, YOU WILL BE SUPRISED.
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    Image of Cliffords Johnson Cliffords Johnson
    02/04/09

    @Doyle McPoyle:
    And surprised as well.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/04/09

    @Cliffords Johnson: I like my way better.
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    02/04/09

    In reply to Without Eternal Vigilance, It Could Happen Outside Of Your City College Women's Softball Practice
    Maybe he just really likes stadiums..
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    02/04/09

    In reply to Without Eternal Vigilance, It Could Happen Outside Of Your City College Women's Softball Practice
    they found paper towels, moisturizer and a "Barely Legal" magazine


    Sadly, that's also the closest I've ever been to a threesome.

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    Image of BigTenObsession BigTenObsession
    02/04/09

    In reply to Without Eternal Vigilance, It Could Happen Outside Of Your City College Women's Softball Practice
    I think it's very progressive of Rick to report on stories where he is the perp.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/04/09

    @BigTenObsession: That is what we call guerrilla blogging, my friend.
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    02/04/09

    In reply to Without Eternal Vigilance, It Could Happen Outside Of Your City College Women's Softball Practice
    Masturbation accessories? Do those come in a gift pack like those shaving kits guys get at Christmas?
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