Brazilian Legends Pelé And Coutinho Are Terrible At (Video Game) Soccer

What do you get when you give maybe the greatest soccer player of all time and his old strike partner a couple controllers, a soccer video game, and point a camera at them? Pretty much the same level of cluelessness if I gave the same tools to my grandpa. But hey, at least they have fun with how much they suck! »12/10/14 2:56pm12/10/14 2:56pm


Neymar Basically Dribbled A Ball Into The Goal From 70 Yards Yesterday

Santos star and Brazilian international Neymar has been linked time and again, often prematurely, to transfers to big European clubs. But Neymar is still in Brazil, perhaps because he can do things there like dribble the entire length of the field without someone giving him a tumble, which is what he did yesterday… »3/08/12 10:25am3/08/12 10:25am

Friday Afternoon Fun With Asian People, With Special Guest Stars Neymar And Chien-Ming Wang

Set to jolly CONMEBOL rhythms, this is a local TV spot on Brazilian team Santos' new ad hyping their Club World Cup trip to Japan. Yep, those are Santos players making the slant-eyed gesture. We'd expect this kind of thing from one half of the Treaty of Tordesillas, but not both. »7/29/11 5:55pm7/29/11 5:55pm