Deadspin: sasha vujacic

Machine Like Slamma Jamma Bing Bong

Dashiell Bennett — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 15:40:00 EDT

Because you've got nothing better to do this afternoon, I suggest you check out Lakers-Fan.com for all the adventures of Sasha "Machine" Vujacic and his Besty Friend Kobe. Stuffaluffagus. [Lakers-Fan]

Sasha "The Machine" Vujacic Latest NBA'er to Embrace Europe?

Clay Travis — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:15:55 EDT

Say it ain't so. He's going to take his Laker girl headband and cross back over the Atlantic if the Lakers don't increase their current $2.6 million dollar offer. In a bit of strained reasoning Vujacic's reps are arguing that no other NBA team is making Sasha an offer because they know the Lakers will match it.

Which is incredibly stupid because if you have the option to make opposing teams pay more money to sign their players wouldn't you do it? More likely scenerio, Sasha Vujacic just isn't that sought after. Especially not after Lakers brass have had to spend the entire off season watching Ray Allen, Ray Allen!, go one-on-one against Vujacic down the stretch and get uncontested lay-ups.

Will the last best hope of Slovenia leave our fair shores? Time will most certainly tell. Until then Vujacic will keep buying and selling Moldovan kidneys to boost his salary

Sasha Vujacic might leave Lakers to play in Europe [LA Times]

Sasha Vujacic's New Best Pal

Will Leitch — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 10:00:16 EDT

So here's a reason to enjoy the "intimacy" of NBA basketball: Guys like Irv Bauman here can, right in the middle of the action, just start talking to one of the players. Can you fathom what he might be saying to Sasha Vujacic here?

We looked up Irv — positively identified by Getty Images — and it appears he was once a co-owner of Sun Mare Health Care. He seems to have sold his share in the company just in time: Before it went out of business, but after he had enough to afford courtside Lakers tickets close enough to talk to Sasha Vujacic.

We're fairly certain these two went out hunting for chicks postgame. Better fit 'em in before you gotta head back to Boston.