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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/27/09

    In reply to The One Where The Yapping Hand Job Picks A Scab (Update)
    At this point, I'm wondering how AJ disposed of Andy Musser's body.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    03/27/09

    In reply to The One Where The Yapping Hand Job Picks A Scab (Update)
    400 thread-count sheets


    Way to aim high, Colin. Those are for the servants.

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    Image of Fogg Fogg
    03/27/09

    In reply to The One Where The Yapping Hand Job Picks A Scab (Update)
    That must be an old picture of Homer Bailey. I thought Slingblade killed that dude.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/27/09

    In reply to The One Where The Yapping Hand Job Picks A Scab (Update)
    The editors for Everyday with Rachael Ray screwed up when they referred to Will in the writer bio as E-M-O-O.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    03/27/09

    In reply to The One Where The Yapping Hand Job Picks A Scab (Update)
    So, uh, anyone else call him besides me?
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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    03/27/09

    @Shakεy:


    Got through to his voicemail on the first try. Thought it would be busy. "Hi this is Colin...leeeeave a message."

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    03/27/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: He actually picked up for me.


    It was weird.

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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    03/27/09

    @Shakεy:


    That's hilarious. Did you respond?

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    03/27/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: Yes. I guess I'll share.


    He said "Yello?"


    and I was absolutely not expecting it.


    So I said "Fuck you, cockbrain!" and hung up.


    First thing that came to mind.

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    Image of Craig Eshericks Mustache Craig Eshericks Mustache
    03/27/09

    @Shakεy: Dammit. And now the fucker's probably not picking up any more.


    When did you call?

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    03/27/09

    @Craig Eshericks Mustache: 4:28. I panicked.
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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    03/27/09

    @Shakεy:


    are you kidding me? No wonder it went straight to voicemail for me.

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    03/27/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: Whoopsies. My bad.
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    Image of Craig Eshericks Mustache Craig Eshericks Mustache
    03/27/09

    @Shakεy: Well, not that I would've called anyway (wouldn't use my own cell phone or work phone), but I definitely would've tried to think up something to tell him if I did get through.


    At the least, I would've called him Schrutebag.


    I wonder what the fallout from this will be.

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    03/27/09

    @Craig Eshericks Mustache: Yes, I dropped the ball with the lack of schrutebag. I really did not expect to actually talk to him.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/27/09

    In reply to The One Where The Yapping Hand Job Picks A Scab (Update)
    Do you know 99% of all bloggers are white, 18-34, from the northeast, liberal...


    I think you forgot unresolved repressed homosexuality!

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/27/09

    In reply to The One Where The Yapping Hand Job Picks A Scab (Update)
    This word stigmatizes millions of people around the world


    Yeah, but who cares? They're RETARDED.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/27/09

    In reply to The One Where The Yapping Hand Job Picks A Scab (Update)
    I stopped wearing black nail polish after I went pig-hunting with the high school quarterback because he called me retarded and made fun of the fact that I had the same voice as everyone else that I associate with.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    03/27/09

    @Weed Against Speed: What a fucker.
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    03/27/09

    @Katni: Can it Retardo Montelban, there are children around here.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    03/27/09

    In reply to The One Where The Yapping Hand Job Picks A Scab (Update)
    Let me tell you something, bloggers, 400 thread-count sheets are better than a sleeping bag


    And let me tell you something Mr. Cowherd, both are equally effective when you need to take care of business with a hooker.

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    Image of HernandezStache HernandezStache
    03/27/09

    In reply to The One Where The Yapping Hand Job Picks A Scab (Update)
    Kael,


    Print the article and cross out the word "fucker."


    Then your kids will never know the word, cause no other kids at school taught them or anything. Nope. No way.

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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    03/27/09

    @HernandezStache: Fuck him and his kids with a vast hammer of fuck.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    03/27/09

    In reply to The One Where The Yapping Hand Job Picks A Scab (Update)
    friday random shit thing


    I prefer to call it "the dump I take when Waxing Off is posted".

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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    03/27/09

    In reply to The One Where The Yapping Hand Job Picks A Scab (Update)
    And for the record, I am not negative-16 years old.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    03/27/09

    In reply to The One Where The Yapping Hand Job Picks A Scab (Update)
    Links to The Big Lead in Deleted Scenes. Hey, sure, why not?
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    03/27/09

    In reply to The One Where The Yapping Hand Job Picks A Scab (Update)
    Colin Cowherd lives in the 860? So that's what the stench was when I went home for Thanksgiving.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    03/27/09

    In reply to The One Where The Yapping Hand Job Picks A Scab (Update)
    Do you know 99% of all bloggers are white, 18-34, from the northeast, liberal … they're all the same guy!


    The other 1%? From Mattoon, IL.

     Reply
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