I tried to explain this to my five-year-old nephew, when I forced him to watch an unauthorized cartoon of Wile E. Coyote just absolutely tearing the roadrunner to pieces.
the fact that you even have to form a committee on concussions should tell you something
"This meeting of the Committee on Concussions will now come to order.
First item - to approve the minutes from last meeting. Do I hear a motion?"
"Oh, that was me moving my paper."
"No, do I hear a motion to approve the minutes?"
"What's so different about those minutes? Are they rollover minutes?"
"Huh?"
"Well, I mean, I don't remember anything about those minutes, or hours, or even days for that matter. But, if they weren't different than any other minutes, I don't see why they shouldn't be approved."
"So is that a motion to approve?"
"What? I didn't move - it was the defense. He was offside."
"What? No...you nitwit. Would you like to make a motion to approve the minutes!?"
"Like this?"
"NO! Put your damn leg down and stop flapping your penis! Can someone please just make a motion to approve the minutes??"
"So, ...move? Like, you mean...?"
"Close enough. Do we have a second?"
"I've got all day. I think. Actually, I don't remember..."
"AARRGGHH! Will one of you please make a secondary motion to approve the minutes from last meeting???"
"Okay, now I think you need to..."
"Close enough! All those in favor, raise your hand..."
11/16/09
- Lions fan #fans
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Because they can make plans for October / November early in the year.
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My shrink said it's because my mom's boyfriend put cigarettes out on my scrotum. #fans
11/16/09
He's a cutter now. #fans
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10/27/09
/waves cane weakly #science
10/27/09
"This meeting of the Committee on Concussions will now come to order.
First item - to approve the minutes from last meeting. Do I hear a motion?"
"Oh, that was me moving my paper."
"No, do I hear a motion to approve the minutes?"
"What's so different about those minutes? Are they rollover minutes?"
"Huh?"
"Well, I mean, I don't remember anything about those minutes, or hours, or even days for that matter. But, if they weren't different than any other minutes, I don't see why they shouldn't be approved."
"So is that a motion to approve?"
"What? I didn't move - it was the defense. He was offside."
"What? No...you nitwit. Would you like to make a motion to approve the minutes!?"
"Like this?"
"NO! Put your damn leg down and stop flapping your penis! Can someone please just make a motion to approve the minutes??"
"So, ...move? Like, you mean...?"
"Close enough. Do we have a second?"
"I've got all day. I think. Actually, I don't remember..."
"AARRGGHH! Will one of you please make a secondary motion to approve the minutes from last meeting???"
"Okay, now I think you need to..."
"Close enough! All those in favor, raise your hand..."
"What are we voting on again?" #science
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What a bunch of CoCs. #science