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    Scott Eyre Would Like To Borrow $20 Til Payday
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/25/09

    In reply to Scott Eyre Would Like To Borrow $20 Til Payday
    Baseball players: They are just like us!
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/25/09

    In reply to Scott Eyre Would Like To Borrow $20 Til Payday
    Eyre: "Hey big guy, could I borrow a ten-spot for lunch?"

    Ryan Howard: "You got change for a hundred?"

    Eyre: "Well... no, not really."

    Howard: "Can't help you, man." [Gets in new Bentley, drives away.]
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    02/25/09

    In reply to Scott Eyre Would Like To Borrow $20 Til Payday
    I thought Eyre was the name of the farmer whose skin Vincent D'Onofrio stole in Men In Black.


    He was wearing a suit...an Eyre suit...

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/25/09

    In reply to Scott Eyre Would Like To Borrow $20 Til Payday
    If he took that $13 to the First Citiwide Change Bank, they could give Eyre one ten, two ones and four quarters; or they could give him two fives, ten dimes, twenty nickels and a silver dollar - they will work with him.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    02/25/09

    In reply to Scott Eyre Would Like To Borrow $20 Til Payday
    His sperm has to fetch at least $5 on the open. Probably can get more than that down at the bus station.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    02/25/09

    In reply to Scott Eyre Would Like To Borrow $20 Til Payday
    E1.
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    Image of 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich
    02/25/09

    In reply to Scott Eyre Would Like To Borrow $20 Til Payday
    If the current economic situation hasn't taught us anything...that's what credit cards are for!!
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/25/09

    In reply to Scott Eyre Would Like To Borrow $20 Til Payday
    You know, those payday loans you can get online are a pretty good deal - as long as you intend on never having any money again.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    02/25/09

    In reply to Scott Eyre Would Like To Borrow $20 Til Payday
    This would make a good New York Post headline:


    BANK EYRE

    NOT IN

    HIS FAVOR

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/25/09

    In reply to Scott Eyre Would Like To Borrow $20 Til Payday
    You're right, that isn't funny.


    It is God-damned hilarious.

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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    02/25/09

    @Doyle McPoyle: You roughed up the IT guy, or cleared your cache?
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/25/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: No idea, shit just magically worked this morning. Perhaps the internet looked down on me in pity, like so many girls have before.
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