Phillies Announcer Melts Down: "Somebody Figure Out How To Fucking Get…

Scott Hairston owns the Phillies. Just plain steals their lunch and eats it in front of them, then poops in the bag and gives it back. He's a journeyman against everyone else, an All-Star against Philly. » 7/11/12 12:00pm 7/11/12 12:00pm

Scott Hairston Hits For Cycle, Mets Get Clobbered

Scott Hairston did that cool and meaningless thing where a player gets all the different kinds of hits possible in one game. Sadly, it was not a "natural" cycle, an even more meaningless occurrence made remarkable by the order in which the hits are made. The Mets, on the other hand, did that uncool and relatively… » 4/28/12 11:15am 4/28/12 11:15am