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    Ma'am, Your Foot Appears To Be Dying
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/17/09

    In reply to Ma'am, Your Foot Appears To Be Dying
    All this for the lowest level co-ed rec league in the city :(


    Looks like the Fallujah parks department still has some shrapnel to clean up.

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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/17/09

    In reply to Ma'am, Your Foot Appears To Be Dying
    I was wearing shorts, because, shit, I'm playing beer league softball.


    I totally understand that logic as a reason for wearing shorts. Couldn't you just use the same argument to, you know, not slide.

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    06/17/09

    In reply to Ma'am, Your Foot Appears To Be Dying
    I was on 1st base after a single.


    Glad he clarified I almost thought he was there on a double.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/17/09

    @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: I was on 1st Base after the catcher dropped the third strike because he was chugging a beer and adjusting the belt on his jeans.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/17/09

    In reply to Ma'am, Your Foot Appears To Be Dying
    This time, I was certain I was getting fired by the CEO on the spot. He came out to check on his kid...


    It would have been super bad-ass if you went up to him at that point and said coldly, "Jimmy Tandanglia would like you to reconsider recognizing that revenue", then dropped the bat to the ground and drove off in your car.

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    06/17/09

    @Gourmet Spud: You have seven innings to come up with the money. To show you we're serious, you have 4 innings.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    06/17/09

    In reply to Ma'am, Your Foot Appears To Be Dying
    Ed must be Wooly Willy's son
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/17/09

    In reply to Ma'am, Your Foot Appears To Be Dying
    Can we rename Softball Failures to something more straightforward? Something like, I dunno, Grossball Fail...gross.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    06/17/09

    In reply to Ma'am, Your Foot Appears To Be Dying
    That's the most epic plasma I've seen since Ghostbusters II.
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    Image of Quake 'n' Shake Quake 'n' Shake
    06/17/09

    In reply to Ma'am, Your Foot Appears To Be Dying
    We're going to have to come up with a ratings systesm for these posts. Something like what video games use based upon how graphic they are. Just put a "MA" or "T" or "E" in the post title please.


    / Will never get the sight of that 7" gash out of my mind.

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    Image of IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten
    06/17/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake:


    / Will never get the sight of that 7" gash out of my mind.


    Brad Penny thought the same thing after he hooked up with Alyssa Milano.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/17/09

    @IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten: +1 despite the html fail.
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