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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/23/09

    In reply to A Sean Avery-Mark Sanchez Love Triangle Could Save New York City
    Is this story about NYC or Paris? It's only because I swear I'm reading about the creation of an Eiffel Tower.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    06/23/09

    In reply to A Sean Avery-Mark Sanchez Love Triangle Could Save New York City
    I feel for Sanchez. This must be how the Russians feel watching Americans visit East Berlin.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    06/23/09

    In reply to A Sean Avery-Mark Sanchez Love Triangle Could Save New York City
    My ex-girlfriend used to have a canoodle. Damn thing pooped more than you would expect.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/23/09

    @Matt Sussman:


    Must have been all the pina coladas.


    Oh sorry, the dog.

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    Image of Hockeymom Hockeymom
    04/05/09

    In reply to Sean Avery Still Has The Magic Touch
    As a goalie mom, I do not approve of this behavior.


    Thomas should have taken him out with his blocker, not his glove.

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/05/09

    In reply to Sean Avery Still Has The Magic Touch
    If I ever see this guy I'm going to shoot him in the back of the head with a BB gun.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/05/09

    In reply to Sean Avery Still Has The Magic Touch
    Well, I know one 17 year old in Manchester who's getting laid tonight.
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    04/05/09

    In reply to Sean Avery Still Has The Magic Touch
    Serious question for hockey fans.


    Is Avery:

    a) A wrestling heel (i.e. self-aware, and just playing the role of villain for entertainment value)

    b) An instigator who doesn't care about being liked, and wants to help his team any way he can.

    c) A genuine prick who just can't help himself.


    Thanks.

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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    04/05/09

    @Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: When he was with the Kings he made fun of Dustin Brown (a rookie teammate) because of Brown's studdering problem so badly that Brown had a hard time adjusting the the NHL.


    I think I'm going to go with "C"

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    Image of Trizz Nathaniel Trizz Nathaniel
    04/05/09

    @HockeyMountain: If Sean Avery was here he'd make fun of your spelling problem so badly that you'd have a hard time adjusting to Deadspin.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    04/05/09

    @Trizz Nathaniel: Stutter's with a "t" now. No kidding?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/05/09

    In reply to Sean Avery Still Has The Magic Touch
    Douche runs deep.
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    Image of Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon
    04/05/09

    In reply to Sean Avery Still Has The Magic Touch
    Thank god the video is 6 minutes long. Glad to see Peter Jackson is a hockey fan.
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    04/05/09

    @Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon: just wait until the unedited version comes out. With director's commentary!
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    Image of She Blinded Me With Violence She Blinded Me With Violence
    04/05/09

    In reply to Sean Avery Still Has The Magic Touch
    Can we ignore this clown until/unless he takes an unnecessary cheap shot from a Zamboni?
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    04/05/09

    In reply to Sean Avery Still Has The Magic Touch
    I am seriously contemplating changing my commenter name to "disinterested fan of chaos"
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    03/31/09

    In reply to A Night At The Garden With Sean Avery And Friends
    Rangers fans love Avery. Fine. But standing up and intentionally waiving your arms in front of the Devils fan trying to watch the game is still a douche move.
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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    03/31/09

    In reply to A Night At The Garden With Sean Avery And Friends
    I still don't get why he was basically banned for the slightly inappropriate "sloppy seconds" remark. Was it just the douchey straw that broke the camel's back?
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    03/31/09

    @shea_guevara: He was suspended because Gary Betteman had to have an awkward conversation with his daughter explaining what sloppy seconds meant.
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    Image of CitizenStrange CitizenStrange
    03/31/09

    In reply to A Night At The Garden With Sean Avery And Friends
    Old time hockey just like Eddie Shore?
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    03/31/09

    @CitizenStrange: Piss on Eddie Shore!
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    03/31/09

    In reply to A Night At The Garden With Sean Avery And Friends
    I've said it once, I'll say it again: Avery is the epitome of what it means to be a Ranger and/or Rangers fan.


    Typical Rangers fans will take that as a compliment.


    It's not.

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    Image of FirstDerivative FirstDerivative
    03/31/09

    @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Have you seen the difference in play though? I was very against signing him at first, but the team turned it around.
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    03/31/09

    @FirstDerivative: acknowledged.
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    Sir Hotbod Handsomeface was starred Sir Hotbod Handsomeface was unstarred
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