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    Deadspin Deleted Scenes: The One With Sean Avery's Dildo Problem
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    12/05/08

    In reply to Deadspin Deleted Scenes: The One With Sean Avery's Dildo Problem
    I suspect (and admire the thinking) that AJ is posting these "tips" so that they'll get thoroughly mocked in the comments, leading to fewer of these things for them to read through.


    Seriously, the "Self..." line is eating at my brain, unless either the author Will Self or the coach Will Self was with you. Which I doubt. Because you're a six.

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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    12/05/08

    In reply to Deadspin Deleted Scenes: The One With Sean Avery's Dildo Problem
    I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/05/08

    In reply to Deadspin Deleted Scenes: The One With Sean Avery's Dildo Problem
    I thought everyone with a reptilian brain was dealt with on that V show.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    12/05/08

    In reply to Deadspin Deleted Scenes: The One With Sean Avery's Dildo Problem
    I think I know who submitted the Hickman story. Also, I thought the Sirgusa story was well written.
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    12/05/08

    In reply to Deadspin Deleted Scenes: The One With Sean Avery's Dildo Problem
    I met big play Ray Seals at a jazz club once. I almost bought him a drink, until I realized his annual salary was 100 times mine. I shook his hand. It was large. I did not mention Johnny Gammage's death.
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    12/05/08

    @Sarcastro: I also walked right into Franco Harris when I was drunk and Kjell Samuelson apologize to me for dropping my pen.


    To learn more about my exciting life go to www.tangentialcontactwithathletesa....org

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    12/05/08

    In reply to Deadspin Deleted Scenes: The One With Sean Avery's Dildo Problem
    Speaking of Carmen Sandiego, where the fuck IS that show?
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    12/05/08

    In reply to Deadspin Deleted Scenes: The One With Sean Avery's Dildo Problem
    The gentlemen who was with Siragusa and was starting up trouble? None other than Fox broadcaster Sam Rosen.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/05/08

    In reply to Deadspin Deleted Scenes: The One With Sean Avery's Dildo Problem
    These are like the stories an elderly relative tells at Thanksgiving. They start off strong and then wonder off to nowhere. Sort of like Waxing Off which is coming up soon.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/05/08

    In reply to Deadspin Deleted Scenes: The One With Sean Avery's Dildo Problem
    So, Sean Avery must have been that guy that wrote into "The KSK Fantasy Football/Sex Advice Mailbag" a couple of weeks ago.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    12/05/08

    In reply to Deadspin Deleted Scenes: The One With Sean Avery's Dildo Problem
    I'm not sure if the writer is trying to imply that Tony is from New York, because he's not. He's from Kenilworth, NJ and trust me, there's no shittier place on Earth than Kenilworth. To live there would be no different that taking up residence in Satan's colon when he had uncontrollable egg farts.


    /sorry, just really fucking hate Siragusa.

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    12/05/08

    In reply to Deadspin Deleted Scenes: The One With Sean Avery's Dildo Problem
    Only in Oregon can uyou find a beaver mixed with a bunch of ducks.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/05/08

    In reply to Deadspin Deleted Scenes: The One With Sean Avery's Dildo Problem
    So the Tony Siraguse one was actually written by the 6, right?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/05/08

    In reply to Deadspin Deleted Scenes: The One With Sean Avery's Dildo Problem
    Maybe Tony & Co. were just comparing the girl to Tricia Helfer?
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    Image of FozzieBear FozzieBear
    12/05/08

    In reply to Deadspin Deleted Scenes: The One With Sean Avery's Dildo Problem
    Whoever sent you the Siragusa story should take over the weekly Waxing Off writing duties.
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    12/05/08

    @FozzieBear: Agreed.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    12/05/08

    In reply to Deadspin Deleted Scenes: The One With Sean Avery's Dildo Problem
    The whole Siragusa encounter was extra awkward considering Joey Lawrence was working behind the counter that night.
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    12/05/08

    @MattinglysSideburns: Whoah!
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