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    Searching For...Melissa Lima On Behalf Of Alcides Escobar's Estranged Wife

    Searching For..."I LIV 4 THIS" Woman

    Searching For...Whoever The Hell This Lady Is
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    Image of J-No J-No
    11/16/09

    In reply to Searching For...Melissa Lima On Behalf Of Alcides Escobar's Estranged Wife
    I can't possibly be the only woman in the world that has thought that if I wanted a child, I needed to put myself in a position to raise that child 100% on my own. Financially you can put yourself in a position to manage the situation all on your own. So really, while I do not condone the dead beat dad thing, I expect nothing more or less from men, so don't put yourself in a financially dependent position. You also made choices that got you there, you are not a victim. Stop Yourself. #searchingfor
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    Image of kemperboyd kemperboyd
    11/17/09

    @J-No: No you aren't. My Mother did the same. She only had children with my Dad when she knew she could support us on her own and she has supported us ever since. When they split she supported him because he is our dad and we need him in our lives. #searchingfor
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    11/17/09

    @kemperboyd: Pffft. I needed my dad in my life about as much as I needed a kidney stone. #searchingfor
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    11/16/09

    In reply to Searching For...Melissa Lima On Behalf Of Alcides Escobar's Estranged Wife
    Unsurprisingly, the comments at Spanish Fanhouse are only slightly more incomprehensible than regular Fanhouse. #searchingfor
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    11/16/09

    @ClueHeywood: "PRIMERO!!"

    "Si, Si, Si, Hombre, Si, Si, Gorda, Si"

    "Chinga las Yankees! Pene!"

    and, surprisingly,

    "Hock-ey?" #searchingfor
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    11/16/09

    @ScientificMapp: I think its "el hock-ey?" #searchingfor
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/16/09

    @ScientificMapp: Say whatever you want - !EL MENTALISTA! is a fucking genius.

    /doesn't know how to do upside-down exclamation point in HTML #searchingfor
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    11/16/09

    @Steve U: But their Failbot still runs on Windows 95. #searchingfor
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    11/16/09

    @ScientificMapp: Falso!

    O Y EL ES SEXY!!!!

    /defecas pantalones

    and, surprisingly,

    Gay! #searchingfor
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/16/09

    In reply to Searching For...Melissa Lima On Behalf Of Alcides Escobar's Estranged Wife
    Also #duan! is always open for you to talk about your personal problems or make friends with like-minded individuals who you think you'd enjoy meeting for a beer one day until you find out they're actually not that attractive or interesting in person.

    Anyone interested going to a whorehouse with a midget? If so, PM me. I rented one for the evening and plan on heading out around 10. #searchingfor
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/16/09

    @DirkToberFest: #duan #searchingfor
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    Image of SponsoredbyV8 SponsoredbyV8
    11/16/09

    @DirkToberFest: Does the midget reside in the whorehouse or would we be going with the midget to the whorehouse?

    This is important. #searchingfor
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/16/09

    @SponsoredbyV8: Sorry. I should have been more specific for you midget-picky bastards out there. I rented a midget from a distributor. #searchingfor
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/16/09

    In reply to Searching For...Melissa Lima On Behalf Of Alcides Escobar's Estranged Wife
    Has OJ contacted you yet to find the real killers? #searchingfor
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    Image of Drew Magary Drew Magary
    11/16/09

    In reply to Searching For...Melissa Lima On Behalf Of Alcides Escobar's Estranged Wife
    Dammit, I thought we agreed the new name was JIZZABEL. #searchingfor
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    Image of Butter Chicken Butter Chicken
    11/16/09

    @Drew Magary: I believe the term is "jizzable", as in "if I could describe her in one word, it would be..." #searchingfor
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    11/06/09

    In reply to Searching For..."I LIV 4 THIS" Woman
    Ugly People not related. Dick jokes after the break. #searchingfor
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    11/06/09

    In reply to Searching For..."I LIV 4 THIS" Woman
    Anyway....here I am...don't know what else the girl wants or needs.

    -- clarence rosario, 6th grade - present #searchingfor
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    11/06/09

    In reply to Searching For..."I LIV 4 THIS" Woman
    Dear AJ,

    When I was six, my father went out to buy a carton of milk but never came home. My mother told me the next day that he'd been drafted into the army on the way. We had to move before he came back and he never found our new house. He's still looking for me. Can you help? #searchingfor
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/06/09

    In reply to Searching For..."I LIV 4 THIS" Woman
    since it's kind of weird to FB friend someone just so you can reveal their identity to a sports blog.

    I know I'm in the minority, but I think it is weird to be an adult on Facebook at all. #searchingfor
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    11/06/09

    In reply to Searching For..."I LIV 4 THIS" Woman
    Lost and insecure, you found me you found me...
    Front-runnin' Yankee whore, you found me, you found me. #searchingfor
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11/06/09

    In reply to Searching For..."I LIV 4 THIS" Woman
    "...don't know what else the girl wants or needs."

    Oddly enough, this was Enrique Wilson's exact rationale for abandoning his daughter. #searchingfor
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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    11/06/09

    In reply to Searching For..."I LIV 4 THIS" Woman
    what is found, cannot be unfound. #searchingfor
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    Image of redreb redreb
    11/06/09

    In reply to Searching For..."I LIV 4 THIS" Woman
    Marshall McLuhan would be so proud. #searchingfor
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    11/06/09

    @redreb: I heard what you were saying. You know nothing of my work. You mean my whole fallacy is wrong. How you got to teach a course in anything is totally amazing! #searchingfor
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    11/06/09

    In reply to Searching For..."I LIV 4 THIS" Woman
    Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fan. Not like goin' down the stadium chasin' bluejays and tommyfromquinzees. This I LIV 4 THIS Woman, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your commenters, put all your blogs on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than a +1, AJ. I'll find her for three, but I'll catch her, and post her facebook page, for ten +1s. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be readin' failgates the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no replies-to, there's just too many hidden comments on this island. Ten +1s for me by myself. For that you get the jersey, the facebook page, the whole damn thing. #searchingfor
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11/06/09

    In reply to Searching For..."I LIV 4 THIS" Woman
    the reason there is no "E" on the end of the shirt is because it wouldn't fit!!!

    That's unfortunate. "I LIV FOR THISE" would have made you look much less stupid. #searchingfor
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