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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    11/30/09

    In reply to Searching For....The Person Who Stole Grady Sizemore's Coffee Cup-Penis Photos From His Computer
    Will the legal wing of the I-Team be working pro-boner on this case?
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    Image of Beer-Fart Beer-Fart
    11/30/09

    In reply to Searching For....The Person Who Stole Grady Sizemore's Coffee Cup-Penis Photos From His Computer
    It appears that Grady Sizemore's computer is playing Winter ball in the Dominican Republic.
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    DAULERIO promoted this comment Beer-Fart was starred Beer-Fart was unstarred
    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    11/30/09

    In reply to Searching For....The Person Who Stole Grady Sizemore's Coffee Cup-Penis Photos From His Computer
    You say they were stolen from a personal computer and the property of Grady Sizemore... so what you're saying is that Grady Sizemore didn't send these pictures to anyone. He took them for himself.

    Grady Sizemore masturbates to pictures of himself.
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    Image of Triple_A_GM Triple_A_GM
    11/29/09

    In reply to Searching For....The Person Who Stole Grady Sizemore's Coffee Cup-Penis Photos From His Computer
    Sean Salisbury and Grady Sizemore are now fans of LEGAL ACTION AGAINST DEADSPIN.

    /facebook'd
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    Phintastic promoted this comment Triple_A_GM was starred Triple_A_GM was unstarred
    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/29/09

    In reply to Searching For....The Person Who Stole Grady Sizemore's Coffee Cup-Penis Photos From His Computer
    Neil Boland owes me money.
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    Image of Sh!tShow Sh!tShow
    11/29/09

    In reply to Searching For....The Person Who Stole Grady Sizemore's Coffee Cup-Penis Photos From His Computer
    Are you sure? Our best I-Team members are Nancy Drew and Encyclopedia Brown. And I ain't showing them the evidence.
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    Image of Sheed's Bald Spot Sheed's Bald Spot
    11/29/09

    In reply to Searching For....The Person Who Stole Grady Sizemore's Coffee Cup-Penis Photos From His Computer
    And yet Dennis Eckersley has hundreds of autographed 8x10 glossies of his perineum that he can't give away no matter how hard he tries! Crazy mothafuckin' world, ain't it?
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    Image of 44 in a Row 44 in a Row
    11/29/09

    @Sheed's Bald Spot: 8x10 glossies are useless unless they also include circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one is.
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    Image of cromartie cromartie
    11/30/09

    @44 in a Row: That'll do you a lot of good when you get in front of the judge.
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    HockeyMountain promoted this comment cromartie was starred cromartie was unstarred
    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    11/30/09

    @44 in a Row: +1 giant pile of garbage.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    11/16/09

    In reply to Searching For...Melissa Lima On Behalf Of Alcides Escobar's Estranged Wife
    I can't possibly be the only woman in the world that has thought that if I wanted a child, I needed to put myself in a position to raise that child 100% on my own. Financially you can put yourself in a position to manage the situation all on your own. So really, while I do not condone the dead beat dad thing, I expect nothing more or less from men, so don't put yourself in a financially dependent position. You also made choices that got you there, you are not a victim. Stop Yourself. #searchingfor
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    Image of kemperboyd kemperboyd
    11/17/09

    @J-No: No you aren't. My Mother did the same. She only had children with my Dad when she knew she could support us on her own and she has supported us ever since. When they split she supported him because he is our dad and we need him in our lives. #searchingfor
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    11/17/09

    @kemperboyd: Pffft. I needed my dad in my life about as much as I needed a kidney stone. #searchingfor
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    11/16/09

    In reply to Searching For...Melissa Lima On Behalf Of Alcides Escobar's Estranged Wife
    Unsurprisingly, the comments at Spanish Fanhouse are only slightly more incomprehensible than regular Fanhouse. #searchingfor
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    11/16/09

    @ClueHeywood: "PRIMERO!!"

    "Si, Si, Si, Hombre, Si, Si, Gorda, Si"

    "Chinga las Yankees! Pene!"

    and, surprisingly,

    "Hock-ey?" #searchingfor
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    11/16/09

    @ScientificMapp: I think its "el hock-ey?" #searchingfor
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/16/09

    @ScientificMapp: Say whatever you want - !EL MENTALISTA! is a fucking genius.

    /doesn't know how to do upside-down exclamation point in HTML #searchingfor
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    11/16/09

    @Steve U: But their Failbot still runs on Windows 95. #searchingfor
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    ScientificMapp was starred ScientificMapp was unstarred
    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    11/16/09

    @ScientificMapp: Falso!

    O Y EL ES SEXY!!!!

    /defecas pantalones

    and, surprisingly,

    Gay! #searchingfor
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/16/09

    In reply to Searching For...Melissa Lima On Behalf Of Alcides Escobar's Estranged Wife
    Also #duan! is always open for you to talk about your personal problems or make friends with like-minded individuals who you think you'd enjoy meeting for a beer one day until you find out they're actually not that attractive or interesting in person.

    Anyone interested going to a whorehouse with a midget? If so, PM me. I rented one for the evening and plan on heading out around 10. #searchingfor
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/16/09

    @DirkToberFest: #duan #searchingfor
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    Image of SponsoredbyV8 SponsoredbyV8
    11/16/09

    @DirkToberFest: Does the midget reside in the whorehouse or would we be going with the midget to the whorehouse?

    This is important. #searchingfor
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    DirkToberFest promoted this comment SponsoredbyV8 was starred SponsoredbyV8 was unstarred
    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/16/09

    @SponsoredbyV8: Sorry. I should have been more specific for you midget-picky bastards out there. I rented a midget from a distributor. #searchingfor
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/16/09

    In reply to Searching For...Melissa Lima On Behalf Of Alcides Escobar's Estranged Wife
    Has OJ contacted you yet to find the real killers? #searchingfor
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    Image of Drew Magary Drew Magary
    11/16/09

    In reply to Searching For...Melissa Lima On Behalf Of Alcides Escobar's Estranged Wife
    Dammit, I thought we agreed the new name was JIZZABEL. #searchingfor
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    Image of Butter Chicken Butter Chicken
    11/16/09

    @Drew Magary: I believe the term is "jizzable", as in "if I could describe her in one word, it would be..." #searchingfor
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    11/06/09

    In reply to Searching For..."I LIV 4 THIS" Woman
    Ugly People not related. Dick jokes after the break. #searchingfor
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    11/06/09

    In reply to Searching For..."I LIV 4 THIS" Woman
    Anyway....here I am...don't know what else the girl wants or needs.

    -- clarence rosario, 6th grade - present #searchingfor
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    Clarence Rosario was starred Clarence Rosario was unstarred
    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    11/06/09

    In reply to Searching For..."I LIV 4 THIS" Woman
    Dear AJ,

    When I was six, my father went out to buy a carton of milk but never came home. My mother told me the next day that he'd been drafted into the army on the way. We had to move before he came back and he never found our new house. He's still looking for me. Can you help? #searchingfor
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