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2009 NFL Draft
I See A Green Hat And I Want It Painted Black
Aaron Curry, padded in enough leather to coat an entire herd of skinless cattle, finally ads something non-black to his outfit. Neon green. He'll mesh well with the Seahawks defense.
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By Matt SussmanComment by Father of 2 Future First Rounders: Mmmm....skinless cattle. I could go for a burger right now. 1 Responses | Other threads
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I Think We Can All Agree That The FAKE Seahawks' New Jerseys Are Hideous (With Update)
The new neon green Seahawks alternate jersey, shown here assaulting our senses so completely, turns out to be a joke, perpetrated by those rascals at Uniwatch Blog.More »
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ONE FOOT DOWN
He only had one foot down! One foot! I'll get over this eventually. [The Will Leitch Experience]
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By Will LeitchComment by formerly Chief Wahoo: Why obsess over that when you can focus on the illegal clip that Woodley threw on Harrison's INT runback? Or... 44 Responses | Other threads
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It's Hard to Ride Off Into the Sunset on the West Coast
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Roger Goodell Fiercely Guards His Snow Domain
First was the Wes Welker snow angel incident and now this; Jets' Shaun Ellis fined $10,000 for throwing snowballs. [NBCSports]
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nfl
Seahawks Fans Confused By Cold, Flaky Discharge From Sky
Hmm, I have a feeling that his beer isn't the only thing that's frosty cold. Welcome to Seattle's Qwest Field on Sunday, where the snow even caught the SeaGals cheerleaders unprepared. [Busted Coverage]
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Wake up deadspin!
Queer Eye For The Snow Guy
This is clearly the best snowman ever built, anywhere; it looks exactly like its subject. I just pray that the guy in the Lofa Tatupu jersey isn't preparing to affix a second carrot. More »
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Comment by UkraineNotWeak: By noon next Monday, Eric Mangini and his entire coaching staff should be cleaning out their offices. Fourth and less... 20 Responses | Other threads
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NFL Update
Seattle Still Has Their Beloved Seahawks
Seattle fans wear their heart on their sleeve and their logo on their head. No wonder Sonics fans were so pissed off. Jim Zorn and Mike Holmgren have been feeling each other out like a Mormon couple on their honeymoon and neither side has looked all that fluid. Clinton Portis has been running wild (85 total yards on 16 touches) and the Skins got a big pass interference call on a long pass over the top to Santana Moss. Jason Campbell followed up with a first down pass to Chris Cooley inside the five yard line and Ladell Betts finished off the 12 play drive with a short touchdown run. Washington leads 7-3 but Seattle is mounting a drive in the half's final two minutes. More »
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By KOGODComment by formerly Chief Wahoo: I used to empathize with Seattle, but they tried to infringe on our title as worst-suffering sports city and continually... 4 Responses | Other threads
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Seattle Sports Are Pretty Depressing Right Now
"Lorin “Big Lo” Sandretzky has gone through more than most. A former strip-club bouncer, he has been beaten and stabbed and watched three people die in his arms. He nearly died himself on three occasions during an emergency operation and won the lottery. In the last year, he had two additional emergency surgeries to remove abscesses in his leg, was told he had diabetes and lost 134 pounds, bringing his weight to 419." It gets worse—he's also a die-hard Seahawks fan. More »
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Comment by Gourmet Spud: People are so angry in Seattle right now, even the Trees are Screaming. 18 Responses | Other threads
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Seahawks Fan Just Can't Catch A Break
Seriously, what else could go wrong for this guy in the blue Seahawks hat? Seattle sports squads are terrible at every level, and now ... this. He's just having a bad day. Gotta hand it to the two gents on the left who know just how to rub it in with this protester. All were part of the big Prop. 8 march in Seattle on Saturday, with more than 6,000 people demonstrating and anti-demonstrating for/against the California proposition banning gay marriage. Ha. I love this photo. More »
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Comment by Dan Daoust: I looked it up. [9] Do you not know that the unjust will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not... 15 Responses | Other threads
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seattle seahawks
Saying Farewell To The Tuba Man
Seattle is known for its characters, from the guy who waited in line outdoors for four months to see one of the Star Wars prequels, to artists who create giant freeway trolls, the city has always embraced the odd and the colorful. But one of those unique voices has been silenced, sadly. More »
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Comment by Gourmet Spud: Billy Joel is going to take a page from Elton John's book and re-write a song about him. 5 Responses | Other threads
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san francisco 49ers
Mike Singletary Will Surely Kill Someone Before The Year Is Out
The forecast for the San Francisco 49ers season changed dramatically on Sunday from dismal to dangerous; like the difference between a cold, monotonous drizzle and a lightening storm in the mountains. And we can thank Mike Singletary for that. Not only did the 49ers' new interim coach pull a player out of the game and tell him to "take a shower and go sit in the stands," but he went to the sidelines and apologized to the fans (pictured here) following his team's stinky 34-13 loss to the Seahawks. The spectacle then continued with a post-game rant. The 49ers season, of course, could now not be more doomed ... or more fun. More »
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Comment by Big Jim Slade: Singletary does not sleep. He waits. oops... wrong list. 3 Responses | Other threads
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NFL Season Previews: The Seattle Seahawks
The NFL season has officially started, so it's time to finish the impassioned season previews from various writers, bloggers, diehard fans, cooks, TV personalities, and numerous other walks of life whom consider football the only sport worth watching. Clearly, these previews will be running until, oh, the first round of the wild card playoffs based on how quickly they've been coming in. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by Raskolnikov: If you're so bummed about no NHL team, there's always the Canuc ... Yeah, the Seahwaks are your only hope. more » | Other threads
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peter king
Is Mary Beth King Being Phased Out Of Monday Morning Quarterback?
Congratulations to Mary Beth King, daughter or Peter King, target of KSK's ire, on her new internship.(This photo is not of King and his daughter — I hope.) Of course, PK writes about this internship in today's Monday Morning Quarterback column and her position may create another moral quandary for the Kings, this time not involving Mary Beth's drinking habits at Colgate: More » -
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Goodbye, Shaun Alexander
Seahawks running back Shaun Alexander has joined the growing segment of unemployed rich guys. It's amazing that a couple of years ago, he was a top five fantasy pick just and a league MVP. But the foot, man, the foot is not well. And some of the Seattle faithful are happy he's gone. Like porny-named Tumwater resident Dick Nichols: More »
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nfl playoff live blogs
Seahawks-Packers, Second Half Live Blog
It appears that Winkles the Sockpuppet has found his way to Wisconsin, somehow, someway, to inspire Green Bay's comeback despite a 14-point deficit way early on. Seahawks fans — everyone, actually — would be wise to follow along for the second half of this incredibly fun game and see if Seattle has any answer for Brett Favre's goofy underhand shovel passes. More » -
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Seahawks-Packers, First Half Live Blog
Vince Lombardi's grandson, also named Vince Lombardi, is Seattle-area lawyer, and despite his granddaddy's legacy he's rooting against the Packers. Jim Zorn's children had no idea this was permitted and feel rather shortchanged. (Found through SPORTSbyBROOKS.) Here's a big, hearty cheddar cheese soy Americano for twoeightnine for his technicolorshop work to anchor this first half live blog. Join us after the jump. Refresh early and often, but not too much or you may go blind. More » -
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NFL Divisional Pants Party: Packers Vs. Seahawks
OK, everyone, it's the best football weekend of the year. Seriously: Four awesome games, all weekend. What more could someone want? More »
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nfc playoff roundup
Eli Manning Could Get Into This Football Thing
Look at that Eli Manning. Look at him! He's all fired up! He loves this game of football! It's so cute; Eli is PUMPED! More »
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By LeitchComment by Chamomiles Davis: @xhack: Not with Michael Nutter in office now. First order of business: Meteor shield. more » | Other threads
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Comment by thetaxman: @being_Sven: @Hank Scorpio: @PeteJayhawk: So.... in case you couldn't tell, i'm stuck watching the debates. How hard should I... more » | Other threads
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Comment by FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Is Nibbles still up Gere's ass, or is it just totally dead in here? more » | Other threads
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chris cooley likes it when you ogle his wife
Welcome to Wild Card Weekend
Praise Jesus, Adonai, Allah, Buddha, Vishnu, Yaweh, Zeus, Odin, Bill Brasky, and their father, Tim Tebow. The NFL Playoffs arrive today and my preferred team will be kicking things off in about four hours. Seattle have the honor of hosting the early game and the weather is about what you'd expect. The C-Hox ran through the NFC West behind a wide-open passing game and an attacking defense, but now they'll face a stifling Washington defense. And how 'bout them Redskins?! They've been playing lights out the past month and today they'll get another chance at a playoff win in Seattle. Continue after the jump to read about the early front-runner for Cockbag Columnist of the Year, The News Tribune's John McGrath of Tacoma, Washington (via Mister Irrelevant). More »
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Comment by calmasacucumber: mike wilbon wants everyone to know that sean taylor's teammates had this coming. they weren't the first and they won't... more » | Other threads
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2008 nfl playoffs
NFL Wild Card Pants Party: Seahawks Vs. Redskins
All right, kids, the playoffs are beginning Saturday, so it's time to start sorting some of these wild-card matchups. We find one game compelling, two somewhat intriguing and one rather dull. This is in that middle category. More »
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monday night football
Somebody Put The 49ers Out Of Their Misery
It seems kind of crazy, in retrospect, that anyone could have thought the 49ers were going to make some sort of leap this year. (Some idiots even picked them to win the division.) The biggest disappointment is that Mike Nolan is now looking so damned sharp for no good reason. What happened to these guys? More » -
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The Dullest MNF Game Of Them All
It's not easy to come up with reasons to get excited about tonight's Monday Night Football game between the Seattle Seahawks and the San Francisco 49ers. We've been trying. More »
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By LeitchComment by Knicks Legal Counsel: BTW the highest scoring player for my fantasy team? Seahawks D. I am struggling through another season right now... thanks... more » | Other threads
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serial murderers' shoe-ins of the week
You may remember earlier this year when a man on death row in Ohio used his final words to predict a Browns Super Bowl. Well, a murderer in Tacoma, Washington was sentenced to 163 years in jail, but he does hope the Seahawks beat the Browns this week. [KIRO]
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By sussmanComment by Gourmet Spud: A psychiatrist tesitifed that Maldanado was not in his right mind at the time. Obvious. more » | Other threads
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run it mike run it
A Peek Inside Mike Holmgren's Genius
Enjoy The Enjoyment points out something that we missed yesterday: A closeup of Seattle coach Mike Holmgren's play-calling chart. More »
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mmmmm, drink up
It's An Exciting Time In The World Of Sports-Themed Beverages
As detailed yesterday, carbonated beverage lovers were overjoyed to see Jones Soda roll out five new exciting flavors based on the Seattle Seahawks, all based on things found in Holmgren's mustache. The flavors: Natural Field Turf Soda (featuring Josh Brown), Sports Cream Soda (featuring Matt Hasselbeck), Perspiration Soda (featuring Deion Branch), Dirt Soda (featuring Lofa Tatupu) and Sweet Victory Soda (featuring Walter Jones). Other teams, of course, were quick to jump on the bandwagon. So be on the lookout for: More »
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By rickchandComment by Trot Nixons Hat: Just remove "Choke Berry" and put a picture of the 1990's Cowboys or 1986 Mets. Pure Cane Soda my foot! more » | Other threads
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nfl division previews
It's The NFC West Pants Party
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NFL Season Preview: Seattle Seahawks
Believe it or not, folks, the NFL season is much closer than you can possibly imagine. So close, in fact, that, if we're going to fit in every NFL team preview by the start of the season, we have to go this early. So there you have it. More » -
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Jerramy Stevens Is A Man On The Move
All told, we think if you're going to get busted for a DUI — with weed in your car — it's probably the best time to do it is not when you're trying to snatch a new free agent contract. But hey, Jerramy Stevens has always marched to the drum of his own beater; More » -
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It Is Not Wise To Welch On Mayoral Bets
So here's a bad idea: When you're the mayor of a team that's playing in the NFC Championship game, and you're on the line with the opposing city's radio flagship, it's not a good idea to make promises you can't keep. More »
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By LeitchComment by Bo Pelini Temper Tantrum: We'll trade you our rampant crack epidemic for your lack of affordable public housing! "We'll take both." - Richard M. Daley more » | Other threads
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Bears Exist Despite The Wretched, Incompetent, Vapid Mess That Is Rex Grossman
Now listen: We know and understand how inconsistent Bears quarterback Rex Grossman has been there year. Anyone who had him in fantasy football understand that. But the guy is not Kyle Orton (mostly); you could even have made an argument for him (and Brett Favre) as the third Pro Bowl quarterback after Drew Brees and Marc Bulger (instead of Tony Romo). We know that says more about quarterbacking in the NFC than it does Grossman's inherent skill, but our point is: The guy's not completely helpless ... all the time, at least. More » -
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Seahawks vs. Bears, 4th Quarter/Overtime
- Chicago looks to take the lead here, with their golden gift from the Seattle field goal block unit. 3rd and goal from the 10. Grossman throws, it's of Muhammad's hands... and it's intercepted by a guy who denied my loan application two weeks ago. Big turn of events there. More »
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Seahawks vs. Bears, 3rd Quarter
- Seattle comes out and gets a field goal to start the second half... credit Chicago's defense there for coming up with a stop when they had to. I like the way this game's shaping up. More »
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nfl playoffs
Seahawks vs. Bears, 2nd Quarter
- And Nate Burleson's going to stretch the ball into the endzone on the first play on the second quarter, evening things up for the Seahawks. A couple of near-interceptions aside, these two offenses have both looked fairly competent. Hasselbeck looked like the Hasselbeck of last year on that drive. 7-7. More »
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Seahawks vs. Bears, 1st Quarter
- Joe Buck and Troy Aikman will be holding your hand and walking you through this one on FOX... I actually haven't heard a lot of Joe Buck this year, so this is a special treat for me. More »
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Playoff Pants Party: Bears Vs. Seahawks
No matter what happens in these here NFC playoffs, we're gonna have a pretty good idea whether or not Rex Grossman is a legitimate NFL quarterback, or just a frizzy-haired drunkard. Thank heavens this game isn't on the eve of a major holiday. More »
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Matt Hasselbeck Is Sexy, You See (YEAH!)
Last year, a Seattle radio station, attempting to, we dunno, inspire somebody or something, came up with "Sweet Shaun Alexander," an ear-bleeder set to the tune of "Sweet Home Alabama." (You know, because of the loggers.) More » -
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Ah, To Be Young And Tony Romo
Another reason YouTube is changing our lives in new and exciting ways: The already infamous Tony Romo fumble moment from Saturday night is being reenacted by spasming lonely fools in their bedrooms. You're totally wrong, Cuban: YouTube is Allah's gift to us all! More »
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