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    The Seattle Sounders Have Their First Sexual Assault Investigation

    Peace Schmeace, I'm Hungry
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    04/03/09

    In reply to The Seattle Sounders Have Their First Sexual Assault Investigation
    Well, at least now we know why he's called "Forward Fredy" Montero.


    /Leave off the last "D" for "deposition!"

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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    04/03/09

    In reply to The Seattle Sounders Have Their First Sexual Assault Investigation
    Montero's the name, football's the game...raping was another game of mine.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    04/03/09

    @MattinglysSideburns:


    Cold calls, my favourite part of the day.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/03/09

    In reply to The Seattle Sounders Have Their First Sexual Assault Investigation
    Looks like Montero is driving everyone away from him.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/03/09

    In reply to The Seattle Sounders Have Their First Sexual Assault Investigation
    Seattle's been waiting for someone to fill Shawn Kemp's shoes.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/03/09

    In reply to The Seattle Sounders Have Their First Sexual Assault Investigation
    "So technically I'm jail bait, but that's okay/You're only twenty-one and I'm worth the wait."


    Don't worry, young lady, many soccer players believe that if there's grass on the pitch...

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    04/03/09

    In reply to The Seattle Sounders Have Their First Sexual Assault Investigation
    This guy's whole life really is a John Cusack film.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    04/03/09

    In reply to The Seattle Sounders Have Their First Sexual Assault Investigation
    I've been playing Fifa 2009 on XBox Live against SoccaStalka for a few weeks now. Who knew!?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/03/09

    In reply to The Seattle Sounders Have Their First Sexual Assault Investigation
    CPSL has a new hero.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    04/03/09

    In reply to The Seattle Sounders Have Their First Sexual Assault Investigation
    Montero's victim has also written a song. Key verse: American Woman/Better stay (at least 500 feet) away-hey!
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    04/03/09

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    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: @Barry Lutz: @VTBen: Yahtzee!
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    04/03/09

    In reply to The Seattle Sounders Have Their First Sexual Assault Investigation
    Actually, a Sammamish sounds pretty good for lunch right about now.
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    04/03/09

    In reply to The Seattle Sounders Have Their First Sexual Assault Investigation
    That jersey is an April Fool's joke, right?
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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    04/03/09

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    I can't believe he took a picture in one of the April Fool's costumes. What a good sport.
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    04/03/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: @Barry Lutz: Damn you both!
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    03/17/09

    In reply to Peace Schmeace, I'm Hungry
    Hawks killing shit? I smell an appearance by Brian Fellow.


    [www.hulu.com]


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    03/17/09

    In reply to Peace Schmeace, I'm Hungry
    Seattle Sounders FC had planned to release doves over Qwest Field as part of their continuing "Seattle franchises shit all over their fans" campaign.
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