No one wants to see my documentary about how those fuckers at "Cash 4 Gold" stiffed me. Everyone I know says it is "boring" and "no one cares" and I should consider "moving into a men's shelter." No way. Those son of bitches will shiv you in your sleep.
Hey Society, I haven't asked you for a favor in awhile so could you see what you could do about improving upon the tired "___Gate" default for every freakin controversy that comes about? Thx!
2006? Well, I guess I just started commenting here and it is so much cooler than it's going to be in the future. I am going to personally build the site's popularity with my hilarious observations. The new people will have no idea what it was like before, except that it got so much worse after they showed up because that is what I will have told them.
past > future
/shits pants
[murdered by ninja]
10/13/09
wait...
10/13/09
I heard that about The Passion of the Christ but I'm pretty sure I wasn't the only one in the synagogue laughing.
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Is that director named Roman Polanski, and was he quoted while relaxing at Jack Nicholson's house?
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Why, are they re-releasing The Godfather II?
08/04/09
Says the website who still lists the departed Intern on its sidebar
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past > future
/shits pants
[murdered by ninja]
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