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    Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands

    College Football Preview: Why Conference Championships Suck Edition
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    11:53 AM

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    I called Delilah and waited on hold for 5 hours so I could dedicate "Butterfly Kisses" to you, and you can't even stay awake!

    /sobs
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    11:28 AM

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    The problem is the urban mire from which these thugs are recruited.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    11:06 AM

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    Billy Ocean would be impressed. He was both in his dreams and in his car.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    11:02 AM

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    Urban's brother Oscar thinks this is a bunch of bologna.

    /ducks
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11:01 AM

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    Florida Gator lineman Carlos Dunlap, the defensive MVP of last year's national championship game, was arrested this morning after being found asleep in his car....at a green light.

    Sure, Jewel does this for 3 years and it's adorable, but it's a "crime" when he does it.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10:58 AM

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    Fortunately his backup, Miguel Wulson, is rumored to be just as good.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    10:57 AM

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    There is no way he's arrested in Gainesville,the week before the Alabama game, for a minor, no accident DUI.

    According to my college football crime conversion chart, Dunlap had abducted and sexually assaulted UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon.
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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    10:53 AM

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    (Deletion of bad Tebow joke. Redundant, I know.)
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    10:58 AM

    @Pedro Cuatrocinco:

    I think it would be more appropriate if Meyer asks the people of Gainsville if they want to have Tebow crucified or Dunlap freed.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    10:43 AM

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    ". . . after being found asleep in his car....at a green light."

    Perhaps Dunlap, like Florida justice itself, is color blind.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    10:42 AM

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    Dunlap told officers he was going home from a "gathering."

    In fairness, who hasn't gotten absolutely tanked with the boys playing Magic cards until the wee hours?
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    10:41 AM

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    Let me grab my handy Urban Meyer Suspension Calculator here.

    *presses random buttons*

    Alright folks, according to my calculations Urban Meyer will suspend Carlos Dunlap for 98 milliseconds. I hope Carlos learns his lesson!
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    10:41 AM

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    Shockingly, he did "poorly" on his sobriety test

    This really speaks poorly about the study habits of Florida football players.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    10:40 AM

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    I read this news today. Oh, boy...
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10:53 AM

    @Gourmet Spud: Isn't this guy from the House of Lords? I'm not sure.
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    Image of Clay Travis Clay Travis
    12/05/08

    In reply to College Football Preview: Why Conference Championships Suck Edition
    Update, on the odds not favoring a number one team. Reader email confirms that #1 and undefeated Nebraska was a 17.5 point underdog to once defeated FSU in 1993.


    Wow.

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    Image of Bob_Higginson_bubblegum_card Bob_Higginson_bubblegum_card
    12/05/08

    In reply to College Football Preview: Why Conference Championships Suck Edition
    well what the hell, no mention of the Army/Navy game?

    what kind of college football preview is this?
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    Image of thefuseproject thefuseproject
    12/05/08

    @Bob_Higginson_bubblegum_card: Service academy students actually attend class and graduate*, hence, they are not "true" college football players


    *Oh, yeah, and then risk death in places other than strip clubs.

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    Image of Adonis Adonis
    12/05/08

    @thefuseproject:


    And yet, looking at Leitch in that photo... it kinda seemed liked he'd prefer to be in the Sudan. Almost.

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