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    No One Is Reading The A-Rod Book

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    Image of Phony Gwynn Phony Gwynn
    06/11/09

    In reply to No One Is Reading The A-Rod Book
    "I wake up. I am groggy. I walk to the bathroom.


    My hip hurts.


    My toothbrush is not pre-toothpasted. I am disappointed. I open my black satchel. I inject hGH into my buttocks. I feel invigorated, like a fresh running river.


    I turn on my computer, and it glows. I go to my favorite site, ManlyBlondeTGirls.com. I masturbate with Derek Jeter's sock.


    I am reborn."

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    06/11/09

    @Phony Gwynn: +1. Would you be interested in appearing on the Oprah program?
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/11/09

    @Phony Gwynn: PHONY! Where have you been?
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    Image of Phony Gwynn Phony Gwynn
    06/11/09

    @Juancho: I've been ... looming. Just commenting less for whatever reason.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    06/11/09

    In reply to No One Is Reading The A-Rod Book
    A-Rod? Boring. Give me a book about the heroic inanimate carbon rod and then we're talking.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/11/09

    In reply to No One Is Reading The A-Rod Book
    DVD's of the movie "Selena" are also outselling Selena Roberts' book.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/11/09

    In reply to No One Is Reading The A-Rod Book
    Maybe because everything about this mess is filled with lies.


    I mean, Howard Rubenstein? Really? You couldn't come up with a less stereotypical Jewish name?

     Reply
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    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    06/11/09

    In reply to No One Is Reading The A-Rod Book
    Is it just me or does the top of that book reads like a spoof of a movie trailer?
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    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    06/11/09

    @I Party With Smoot: -1 s
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    06/11/09

    In reply to No One Is Reading The A-Rod Book
    This book has a smaller audience than a Jose Canseco press conference!
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/11/09

    In reply to No One Is Reading The A-Rod Book
    Have you seen the crowd at most Yankke games? I would say a majority either don't know how to read or operate a computer or both.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/11/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: And the people in the field level seats can afford to have people read for them.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/11/09

    In reply to No One Is Reading The A-Rod Book
    This post has the three things I love about sports; tabloid writers posing as sports journalists, cutthroat sleazy PR reps, and sales rankings. Did I miss anything?
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    Image of The S.P.O.R.T.S. Cam The S.P.O.R.T.S. Cam
    05/20/09

    In reply to Selena Roberts On Whitlock: "Perhaps There's A Little Homophobia There"
    Drew, did you close that with "Ok, take care, man"?
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    Image of Drew Magary Drew Magary
    05/20/09

    @The S.P.O.R.T.S. Cam: Oops.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    05/20/09

    In reply to Selena Roberts On Whitlock: "Perhaps There's A Little Homophobia There"
    I cannot wait for Jason Whitlock to tell us how he has gay friends.
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    Image of The Dealbreaker The Dealbreaker
    05/20/09

    In reply to Selena Roberts On Whitlock: "Perhaps There's A Little Homophobia There"
    Selena seen here holding the imaginary baby her partner won't be able to provide her with.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/20/09

    @The Dealbreaker: That's why I loved Kima from The Wire. She was more of a man than I am.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/20/09

    In reply to Selena Roberts On Whitlock: "Perhaps There's A Little Homophobia There"
    On one road trip to Baltimore, the visitors' clubhouse was burglarized and all that was left was Alex's camera, with all the film used up, and Alex's toothbrush. He didn't think anything of it and never bothered getting the film developed.


    /Urban Legend'd

     Reply
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/20/09

    In reply to Selena Roberts On Whitlock: "Perhaps There's A Little Homophobia There"
    Kobe's pickup line to women out clubbing: "Who's hotter: me or Kobe? Psych, I AM Kobe"


    /NBA'd

     Reply
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    05/20/09

    In reply to Selena Roberts On Whitlock: "Perhaps There's A Little Homophobia There"
    Selena Roberts gay? Next thing you are going to tell me is that Rachel Maddow is a lesbian.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/20/09

    In reply to Selena Roberts On Whitlock: "Perhaps There's A Little Homophobia There"
    I really hope that I live long enough for Drew to interview the Hipster Grifter's daughter for the Deadspin braincast in 2032.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/20/09

    @David Hume: I hope Drew lives long enough. I haven't seen this unhealthy a lifestyle since Tommy Lee was mainlining Jack Daniels.
     Reply
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