On Tuesday, AL.com published a piece about an event coming up this Thursday called "Girls of Fall: Food, Fashion and Fun." It's a gathering in Mobile, Alabama, for people who don't know enough about football but want to learn more about the sport and perhaps how to throw the best football party. It is a gathering for…
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First we laughed. Then we thought, by "high traffic volumes," they probably mean "two people trying to view the site at the same time."