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Joe Posnanski: “I Am The Worst Thing To Come Out Of Cleveland Since Arsenio Hall”

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Kid Canada
06/02/09

In reply to Joe Posnanski: “I Am The Worst Thing To Come Out Of Cleveland Since Arsenio Hall”
Actually, Drew, there's this song I was wondering if you would sing to Justine Bateman for me. Tell her it's from me.

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MarkKelsosMigraine
06/02/09

In reply to Joe Posnanski: “I Am The Worst Thing To Come Out Of Cleveland Since Arsenio Hall”
I also read Joe a selection of lesbian-themed haikus.

Drew was supposed to save this material for next week's podcast with Mary Carillo.
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Don't Bring That Kool-Aid To This Gin Party
06/02/09

In reply to Joe Posnanski: “I Am The Worst Thing To Come Out Of Cleveland Since Arsenio Hall”
If Justine Bateman was in Family Ties along with Michael J. Fox, and Michael was in Teen Wolf, and Jason Bateman was in Teen Wolf Too... Does that mean anything at all?
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Weed Against Speed
06/02/09

@Don't Bring That Kool-Aid To This Gin Party: For some reason, that comment makes me want to Boof Meredith Baxter Birney.
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I Party With Smoot
06/02/09

In reply to Joe Posnanski: “I Am The Worst Thing To Come Out Of Cleveland Since Arsenio Hall”
Is the Deadcast the step just before an actress' careers fades and she goes to porn? Or after?
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UkraineNotWeak
06/02/09

In reply to Joe Posnanski: “I Am The Worst Thing To Come Out Of Cleveland Since Arsenio Hall”
Drew Carey just doesn't get the disrespect he once did.
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Peter Cavan
06/02/09

In reply to Joe Posnanski: “I Am The Worst Thing To Come Out Of Cleveland Since Arsenio Hall”
I don't have a question for Justine, but could you tell her that I enjoyed her topless performances in "Out Of Order?"

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Thanks!
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starksgotejected
06/02/09

In reply to Joe Posnanski: “I Am The Worst Thing To Come Out Of Cleveland Since Arsenio Hall”
Friday's Deadcast guest is actress Justine Bateman. Why?

Why? BECAUSE I'M DREW MAGARY AND I'VE GONE FUCKING MAD WITH POWER. NEXT WEEK IS NICOLE EGGERT, OR SOME OTHER CHILDHOOD DREAM I WANT TO FULFILL. THEN MAYBE I'LL DO A DEADCAST WHERE YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME EAT DINNER AT LE BERNARDIN FOR TWO HOURS.
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Drew Magary
06/02/09

@starksgotejected: Yep, that's a +1.
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Christmas Ape
06/02/09

@starksgotejected: ALSO JUSTINE BATEMAN SAID SHE LIKED MEN WITH BALLS. WE WILL DISCUSS THAT FOR 35 MINUTES THEN I WILL HAVE HER READ A PART IN A COMEDY SKETCH I HAVE WRITTEN. CHEERS.
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UkraineNotWeak
06/02/09

In reply to Joe Posnanski: “I Am The Worst Thing To Come Out Of Cleveland Since Arsenio Hall”
Justine,

Do you think the guy who played Nick will get time off from the car wash to listen to the podcast?
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Weed Against Speed
06/02/09

In reply to Joe Posnanski: “I Am The Worst Thing To Come Out Of Cleveland Since Arsenio Hall”
Follow-up question for Ms. Bateman: Tina Yothers. Seriously, what's her friggin' deal?
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MarkKelsosMigraine
06/02/09

In reply to Joe Posnanski: “I Am The Worst Thing To Come Out Of Cleveland Since Arsenio Hall”
Drew, will you let us know if you are going to do a Deadcast on the commenter situation?

That way I will have plenty of time to shoot myself in the face.
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seldomused
06/02/09

In reply to Joe Posnanski: “I Am The Worst Thing To Come Out Of Cleveland Since Arsenio Hall”
Got a question/love letter/restraining order you need read for Justine over the air?

How's about "When's the last time you were able to look in the mirror without spontaneously bursting into tears?"
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HockeyMountain
06/02/09

@seldomused: "When's the last time you were able to look in the mirror without spontaneously bursting into tears?"

"The day before I realized this interview was going to help my career Drew. "
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MarkKelsosMigraine
06/02/09

In reply to Joe Posnanski: “I Am The Worst Thing To Come Out Of Cleveland Since Arsenio Hall”
I wonder if Justine Bateman has an opinion about all the banning and destarring going on around here? Probably not. She's not a total and complete loser.
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the earl of weaver
06/02/09

In reply to Joe Posnanski: “I Am The Worst Thing To Come Out Of Cleveland Since Arsenio Hall”
So that's what the love child of The Schwab and Jay Glazer would look like.
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Phony Gwynn
06/02/09

In reply to Joe Posnanski: “I Am The Worst Thing To Come Out Of Cleveland Since Arsenio Hall”
BUT DID HE SHAKE YOUR HAND?!?!?!?
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The S.P.O.R.T.S. Cam
06/02/09

In reply to Joe Posnanski: “I Am The Worst Thing To Come Out Of Cleveland Since Arsenio Hall”
Ask Justine Bateman why "It's Your Move" was canceled.

/Only interested in her brother's career.
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Weed Against Speed
06/02/09

@The S.P.O.R.T.S. Cam: I'm not kidding - I loved that show. And actually, Justine appeared on one episode.

And I have a question for Justine: did you send a letter of condolences to Liam Neeson regarding Natasha Richardson's death?
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