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the masters
Sergio Garcia Says Golf Is Hard!
Sergio Garcia is the third-ranked golfer in the world, but he finished 38th out of 50 at The Masters. Why? Because Augusta National stinks! More »
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Comment by The Devil and Daniel Murphy: Waaah, I'm a handsome millionaire who was baffled by some grass, Waaah 6 Responses | Other threads
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TaylorMade Offers World's Safest Promotion
TaylorMade and Golfsmith.com will refund the cost of your driver if El Nino wins at Augusta. They will also buy you a house if John Daly is ever elected Senator. More »
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By Gourmet SpudComment by 1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: Taco Bell will refund you for any food that somehow doesn't come out as diarrhea. 2 Responses | Other threads
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pga championship
Oh, Sergio...
Padraig Harrington had just given Sergio Garcia the lead in the PGA Championship with just four holes to play when he bogeyed number 14 at Oakland Hills. It took exactly two holes for Garcia to return the favor in kind when he inexplicably went after the tightest pin on the golf course with his approach into 16. His ball found the grass for about a tenth of a second before it popped into into the watery depths, and now we sit with three men (Ben Curtis) tied at -2 with the final two groups nearing the final scheduled hole of the championship. Continue after the jump for updates... More »
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By KOGODComment by Magnakai Haaskivi: @FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Worst part is that their up against a pretty good Nigerian squad without two of their starters because of... more » | Other threads
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british open
British Open co-leader? Rocco F'in Mediate
Fresh off his one-stroke 18 hole playoff loss to Tiger, the man, the myth, the legend, Rocco Mediate clocked in his first round at -1. So if you had a dream that man boobs were going to own the British Open and you rushed to Vegas to lay your money on Phil, you picked the wrong tits. More »
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By Clay TravisComment by Phatty: but other than that he's been out of the news. Jesus Clay, do you watch the news at all? more » | Other threads
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delicious rumormongering
Sergio Garcia's Mind, It Likes To Wander
Have we picked on Sergio Garcia enough this weekend? Indeed we have, but just as you can never have enough bacon, you can never try hard enough to destroy the psyche of an athlete whose sport is 90 percent mental. But maybe we don't need to do any of the work. The Sports Elitists recounts a Sergio Garcia story from back in May at the Memorial Tournament in Dublin, Ohio. More » -
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Sergio Garcia Struggles With Remedial Math
The Deadspin Comment Threadjackal System really works, because without it, I may have missed a goldmine unfold before our eyes. The world's foremost hard-luck PGA golfer, Sergio Garcia, was disqualilfied from the PGA Championship for signing his third round scorecard with an incorrect score. But he's not entirely to blame. His playing partner, Boo Weekley — Fun Fact: He doesn't actually live next door to Atticus Finch — marked Garcia down for a par on the 17th when he actually scored a bogey. More »
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By sussmanComment by Frank Pentangeli: it's not like we have tv coverage or cameras on every hole to count out the strokes FOR the golfers more » | Other threads
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golfers talking trash
It's A Golfer Fight!
Via Sports By Brooks, we discover that Golf.com is featuring a regular column by an anonymous current Tour pro. Because he's anonymous, he's not mincing many words. More » -
it's all downhill from here, tiger
Sergio Garcia Retains Lead At Carnoustie; Enjoys a Michelob
The last time The Open Championship strolled through Carnoustie Sergio Garcia looked like a an overwhelmed high school player who struggled to break 90 both days. Eight years later he's back in Scotland and he's just one round away from becoming this year's wire-to-wire champion. There's no question that he's done an outstanding job setting the stage for tomorrow's Van de Veldean style collapse. The only player within reasonable striking distance of the Spaniard is last season's Comeback Player of the Year, Steve Stricker. He stands three back at -6 after humbling the hallowed grounds with a record-setting 64. More »
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Comment by Trackback: Filed under: Golf So much for Sergio Garcia looking composed. After three bogeys in three rounds, Garcia carded three... more » | Other threads
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albert, does it work with a rally cap?
When Golfers And Baseball Players Act
The PGA has their weird playoffs things coming up in September, and to promote them, they've put together these advertisements featuring golfers talking to, you know, real athletes who have been in playoff situations. This one, featuring Albert Pujols and Sergio Garcia, clearly was done in one take. When you're as skilled a thespian as these two, no need for any second line readings.
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By LeitchComment by Abe Froman: the acting in that spot was world cup quality. more » | Other threads
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a.j. daulerio is the balls
Cultural Oddsmaker: What'll Be The Next Disgusting Act During A Sporting Event?
AJ Daulerio's Cultural Oddsmaker runs every Friday. Email him to let him know what you think. More »
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By LeitchComment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: @LancesOtherNut: Queef doesn't smell, unless your girl has a yeast infection or something. See, as queefing is a vaginal fart... more » | Other threads
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golf
Sergio Garcia Treats The Cup Like Pacman Jones Treats The Ladies
That's just gross. And I'm sorry, Sergio, the velocity at which the spit propelled from your now disgusting-to-me face does not excuse your filth. More »
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By mjdeadspinComment by Big Hairy Sack: It's usually just an accident. - Bill Cowher more » | Other threads
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golf
Sergio Garcia Tries To Break The Duck
Despite Tiger Woods being awarded the British Open title yesterday afternoon by Pat Forde, the rest of the field decided to show up and play today anyway. And Tiger still does have the lead, but just by a stroke. Sergio Garcia shot a course record-tying 65 today to get himself to within 1 of Tiger. The trend this weekend seems to be for Spaniards to finish second to Americans. More »
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By mjdeadspinComment by DawgPound Craig: My gut feeling tells me that someone is going to surge forward through the pack to win this thing tomorrow.... more » | Other threads
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