Log's Blog has a full wrapup for us, and some of them are doing right well for themselves.

Brandon Meriweather- aka "Hollaman"
Famous Lyrics: "I fucked this bitch on the beach last night, This bitch was talking 'bout how her pussy was hurtin;' Bitch, I don't give a fuck, let that shit burn, bitch I still want to hit that ass"

Where is he now? Judging by the lyrics, you can already tell that Meriweather is one of the classier members of the group. He doesn't give a shit if you have a sandy vagina, or even an STD. He can't possibly know what that bitch's burn is, but it's a risk he's willing to take. His risk-taking nature with vagina has translated well to the gridiron and also the parking lot. In 2006 when his teammate Willie Cooper (aka Dub-C [see below]) was shot in the ass, Meriweather returned fire. He wasn't charged with a crime in this incident because, shockingly, his gun was owned legally. Also in 2006, he was a major part of the Miami/Florida International brawl; he was the one stomping on FIU players on the ground. In 2007, he was drafted by the New England Patriots with the 24th pick. The Patriots are confident they can reform him into a "Belichick guy," they even brought in Randy Moss to speed up that process.

We'll know our man Zook is recruiting effectively when the Illini have their own ISR Floor 8 Crew.

Meanwhile: What's our name? Will Dawg. What you do? Play Lego Star Wars! How you do it? Using the Space Bar to fire! True, true!

Seventh Floor Crew: Where Are They Now? [Log's Blog]
Seventh Floor Crew [MySpace]

He had some clear skills in the land of lyrical flow.

"(Whats your name?) G-Reg. (What you do?) Get head. (How you do it?) Drop my drawers, let her see my third leg. Chillin' on the 7th floor, I gotta let these chickens know Big Greg is in the house, and I'm gonna to make these hoes choke. On my balls, on my dick then I bust a nut quick. On her face, on her chest, stick my dick between her breasts. Come on fellas, let's get weird. Stick your dick up in her ear. While I'm laughin at these guys, a second nut all in her eyes. (Wait a minute...in her eyes?) In her eyes."

We've always loved the Seventh Floor Crew — "Multiply that bitch up and you get my dick size!" — and are pleased one member is taking his skillz to the land of the Super Bowl Shuffle.

(What's your name?) Will Dawg! (What you do?) Clock hos! Or something!

Greg Olsen Is A Great Rapper [Tremendous Upside Potential]
The Chick-Fil-A Bowl Shuffle [Deadspin]
Seventh Floor Crew [MySpace]