Here's Your Champions League Open Thread

Two games on this afternoon: Shakhtar Donetsk takes on Barcelona at Donbass Arena, and Manchester United hosts Chelsea at Old Trafford Stadium. They both start at 2:45, and with Chelsea down a goal on aggregate, they must win to advance. But Wayne Rooney, threat to already-cursing children everywhere, is allowed to… » 4/12/11 2:30pm 4/12/11 2:30pm

Goalkeeper Misses The Ball, Knees Opposing Player Directly In The Face

In Ukranian professional soccer action on Sunday, Volyn keeper Vitaliy Nedilko tried to collect a loose ball and instead collided directly with Luiz Adriano's face. To those who say soccer isn't a contact sport: it is when player's noses are crushed inside their faces, okay? Adriano's squad, Shakhtar Donetsk, beat… » 3/22/11 12:30pm 3/22/11 12:30pm