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    Who's Sorry Now? (Martellus Bennett Rap Fail Edition)

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    01/29/09

    In reply to Who's Sorry Now? (Martellus Bennett Rap Fail Edition)
    "Sorry for not being one of America's Funniest People."


    -Chuck Finley

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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    01/29/09

    In reply to Who's Sorry Now? (Martellus Bennett Rap Fail Edition)
    "Sorry I'm too dead to accept the Golden Globe."


    - Heath Ledger

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    01/29/09

    In reply to Who's Sorry Now? (Martellus Bennett Rap Fail Edition)
    Sorry to my employees that we will be ruining your lives and pension over the next year, but I'm running late for my appointment with the man who is chiseling my marble bust.


    -George Bodenheimer

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/29/09

    In reply to Who's Sorry Now? (Martellus Bennett Rap Fail Edition)
    "Sorry, Extra Crispy Family Meal from KFC - I am going to have to eat you."


    - Jessica Simpson

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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    01/29/09

    In reply to Who's Sorry Now? (Martellus Bennett Rap Fail Edition)
    Sorry, strippers of Tampa, Coach Tomlin has me locked in our hotel the rest of the week. -- jreed3
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    01/29/09

    In reply to Who's Sorry Now? (Martellus Bennett Rap Fail Edition)
    Sorry you'll need something else to masturbate to during halftime on Sunday. --Lingerie Football League
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    01/29/09

    In reply to Who's Sorry Now? (Martellus Bennett Rap Fail Edition)
    Sorry I boned that 20 year-old male nursing student and then did crystal meth with him, but I'm all better now.


    -Ted Haggard

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/29/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: I bet that doesn't sit well with his Uncle Merle.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    01/29/09

    In reply to Who's Sorry Now? (Martellus Bennett Rap Fail Edition)
    "Sorry, no way in hell will there be a Cardinals parade." -realistic City of Phoenix.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    01/29/09

    In reply to Who's Sorry Now? (Martellus Bennett Rap Fail Edition)
    Sorry I couldn't answer your football related question. 5 dollar footlongs! Try them!


    -Jared

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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    01/29/09

    @Stev D:


    You really should stop doing the associated dance in public. Really.

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    01/29/09

    In reply to Who's Sorry Now? (Martellus Bennett Rap Fail Edition)
    Sorry for being a freak, Philadelphia.


    -Larry Fitzgerald.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/29/09

    In reply to Who's Sorry Now? (Martellus Bennett Rap Fail Edition)
    "Sorry we named you Martellus, son."


    - Patellus and Marta Bennett

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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    01/29/09

    In reply to Who's Sorry Now? (Martellus Bennett Rap Fail Edition)
    Oh, sorry, it was actually two years since Barbaro Died. -- Richard Chandler.


    (I remember this because it was, until that news broke, the worst birthday in Sussman history.)

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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    01/29/09

    In reply to Who's Sorry Now? (Martellus Bennett Rap Fail Edition)
    Brady Quinn, you're gay, sorry.
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    01/29/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: STOP
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    01/29/09

    In reply to Who's Sorry Now? (Martellus Bennett Rap Fail Edition)
    "Sorry for going all Mets on you." -- Gerald Wallace's left lung
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    01/29/09

    In reply to Who's Sorry Now? (Martellus Bennett Rap Fail Edition)
    "Sorry I messed my pants after the game last night." - Dick V.


    "What are we saying sorry about again?" - Mike P.

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