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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    11/12/09

    In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
    Look at all that skin! This -- this is why Lou Dobbs can't have nice things. #watercoolerfodder
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    11/12/09

    In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
    Hey, she and Tony aren't married, they only had a "commitment" ceremony, so if he cheats, it's not technically adultery.

    Lauren Sanchez is so happy with this. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of KOGOD KOGOD
    11/12/09

    In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
    Regardless of whether Tony G plays for the Hawks or Falcons, neither one is exactly furry. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    11/12/09

    In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
    Somehow, I think the Navy coach's response to a lowly Irish assistant goes along the lines of "tell me how my ass tastes". #watercoolerfodder
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    11/12/09

    In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
    "I'd rather give my donation to the American Nazi Party than PETA." #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    11/12/09

    In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
    Think it's ironic someone on the Hawks, of all teams, to do an anti-fur ad?

    Alanis Morissette just cringed.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/12/09

    In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
    Barry's just trying to tweak PETA by mixing up his birds of prey. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    10/13/09

    In reply to Shane Victorino's Herbal Essences Commercial
    I'm just glad he ditched the head landing strip.
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    Image of tothmatthew tothmatthew
    10/13/09

    In reply to Shane Victorino's Herbal Essences Commercial
    Does it bother anyone that baseball players celebrate after EVERY milestone victory? Champagne celebrations should be reserved for World Series wins. It strikes me as being strange that wins after clinching a playoff spot, first round, and AL/NL CS are ALL followed by celebrations typically reserved for fraternity pledges.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    10/13/09

    @tothmatthew:

    I complain about this constantly. This only happens in baseball. Hockey players generally refuse to even acknowledge winning the Conference championship, let alone the first round.

    It's weak.
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    10/13/09

    @Kid Canada: What if there's so much random leftover champagne in the clubhouse, the boxes of it are a fire hazard, and it has to all be drunk to avoid a fine?

    That's not weakness...that's compliance.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    10/13/09

    In reply to Shane Victorino's Herbal Essences Commercial
    This photo was taken shortly after Victorino learned his new pledge name would be "Flounder."
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    10/13/09

    In reply to Shane Victorino's Herbal Essences Commercial
    I don't think I've ever seen a worse display of collective bullpen/closer work in the postseason than I saw in the first round of these playoffs. I believe four games were loss by the team going to the ninth with the lead in the first round.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    10/13/09

    In reply to Shane Victorino's Herbal Essences Commercial
    I didn't realize that yesterday was Canadian Thanksgiving.

    This must be why my Hockey-franchise/wife swapping joke tanked so badly yesterday, because normally that joke KILLS in Saskatoon.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/13/09

    In reply to Shane Victorino's Herbal Essences Commercial
    A lot people complain about the excessive celebrations

    Look, I know my grandparents only celebrate their 50th anniversary so often, but a 3 hour party? And the speeches! Hey Matlock, the war has been over for like 60 years.
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    10/13/09

    In reply to Shane Victorino's Herbal Essences Commercial
    I eagerly await the celebration photos from the Lingerie Football League championship.
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    Image of SavetoFavorites SavetoFavorites
    10/13/09

    In reply to Shane Victorino's Herbal Essences Commercial
    All that stands between Met fans and the apocalypse is two LA teams. FANtastic.
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