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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    12/06/09

    In reply to As It Turns Out, NBA Players Haven't Completely Tuned Out David Stern
    I'd like to point out that Vince Wilfork ran a 5.08 40 time at the combine, and any website that projects Rajon Rondo running a slower 40 than Vince Wilfork should be immediately shut down for excess stupidity.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/05/09

    In reply to As It Turns Out, NBA Players Haven't Completely Tuned Out David Stern
    Mike Vick can make that shot. Right-handed. Not joking.
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    12/05/09

    In reply to As It Turns Out, NBA Players Haven't Completely Tuned Out David Stern
    Um...did I miss a memo on the tumblr references at the end of posts?
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/05/09

    @The Gizmo from Pismo: Young Manhattanite is a collection of miscreants, the tumblrs are their way of telling you which one wrote this.
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    12/05/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Oh. I never even read who writes what. I assume Dash writes everything.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    12/05/09

    In reply to As It Turns Out, NBA Players Haven't Completely Tuned Out David Stern
    I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/20/09

    In reply to Uga VII Is Dead. Long Live Uga VIII
    Yo. Dead dog.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/20/09

    In reply to Uga VII Is Dead. Long Live Uga VIII
    If Granderson is looking for filler, maybe he can perform a radiocarbon-dating procedure on the half-eaten hot dog I dropped at Fenway's Row 9, Seat 12, back in August of '97.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11/20/09

    In reply to Uga VII Is Dead. Long Live Uga VIII
    Meanwhile, Ubu still suffers from canine Parkinson's.
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    11/20/09

    In reply to Uga VII Is Dead. Long Live Uga VIII
    From the picture, I'd say the Uga was probably just using too much Hydroquinone.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    11/20/09

    In reply to Uga VII Is Dead. Long Live Uga VIII
    Elijah Dukes wishes to offer his most heartfelt and obvious condolences.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Uga VII Is Dead. Long Live Uga VIII
    The AJC's most viewed story is...

    550-pound man dies after 8 months in recliner
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    Nope. The South will not rise again.
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    11/20/09

    @Gravy: Not without a fork lift at least.
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    Image of UNC_Samurai UNC_Samurai
    11/20/09

    In reply to Uga VII Is Dead. Long Live Uga VIII
    After further review, SEC officials have determined that UGA is alive and in perfect health.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    11/20/09

    In reply to Uga VII Is Dead. Long Live Uga VIII
    What? A horrendously inbred breed of dog didn't live a long, fruitful life?

    Just more proof that us mulattoes are the true master race. Oreo power! Wave the flag, Lenny Kravitz! Wave the flag, Grady Sizemore! Suck it, inbreds!

    /Will be lucky to see 30
    /Bacon and bourbon food pyramid
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    10/30/09

    In reply to Soon We'll Just Make Him Attorney General
    Well, he is pretty good at slowing down traffic. #shaquilleoneal
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Soon We'll Just Make Him Attorney General
    Great idea! He's already doing a hell of a job handcuffing the Cavs' offense. #shaquilleoneal
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    10/15/09

    In reply to How Twitter Ends Our Hero Worship
    I sent out a message out to Birdman Andersen on Twitter to come to my pizza place, and ended up with four dudes who run some blog asking me for free slices.

    By the way, has anyone heard that promo on the radio (might be So Cal only) where Jim Rome quotes a fake Ron Artest twitter? Rome - "And I quote, "He's missing more shots than Muhammad Ali with a sniper rifle." "End quote." Pretty funny.
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    Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz
    10/15/09

    @This is my Star: Rome did a whole segment on that Artest quote, but then came back from commercial and admitted he'd been duped. Real_Ron at its peak was a surreal joy, leading to Business_Socks (RIP) actually exchanging emails with the man himself.

    /also, very nice post, Barry. Couldn't agree more about how bizarre the direct access is.
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