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#wakeupdeadspin

The Canadian Woman, Seen Here In Her Natural Habitat

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
02/26/10
24,00324,003 views on this post, 1,460 new visitors
92
By Barry Petchesky
#nba Click here to read Shaq, Dwight Howard Resolve Nerdiest Beef Ever

Shaq, Dwight Howard Resolve Nerdiest Beef Ever

Howard: "[T]here's no battle of nicknames. I mean, if he wants to be Superman, he can be Superman. But I never tried to steal that title from him or take away anything that he's done for the game." [ESPN]
02/15/10
10,63010,630 views on this post, 1,020 new visitors
80
By Tommy Craggs
#wakeupdeadspin

Here's Kimbo Slice And Elton John, Just Because

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
01/20/10
9,8929,892 views on this post, 13 new visitors
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By Barry Petchesky
#counterpoint Click here to read No, Shaq Didn't

No, Shaq Didn't

Like many of you, I went to elementary school, high school and college. I took such and such classes, earned such and such grades, and amassed such and such degrees. More »
12/19/09
26,39726,397 views on this post, 7 new visitors
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By Pareene
#point Click here to read Yes Virgins, Shaq Did Have Sexual Relations With Gilbert Arenas' "Baby Mamma." You Can Blame Feminism For That.

Yes Virgins, Shaq Did Have Sexual Relations With Gilbert Arenas' "Baby Mamma." You Can Blame Feminism For That.

Last month, news reports began to surface that a centimillionaire professional athlete may have been unfaithful to his wife. Next someone's going to tell me Barney Frank is sodomist. More »
12/19/09
39,37339,373 views on this post, 71 new visitors
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By Moe
#wakeupdeadspin Click here to read Nope, Kazaam Isn't Any Better In 3D

Nope, Kazaam Isn't Any Better In 3D

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
12/17/09
7,4317,431 views on this post, 3 new visitors
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By Barry Petchesky
#egos Click here to read As It Turns Out, NBA Players Haven't Completely Tuned Out David Stern

As It Turns Out, NBA Players Haven't Completely Tuned Out David Stern

The Celtics' ever-humble Rajon Rondo challenged the Titans' Chris Johnson — who's so fast, he reminded Gus Johnson of a felon — to a footrace. Why do NBA players think they can hack it in the NFL? Blame the commish. More »
12/05/09
13,03913,039 views on this post, 7 new visitors
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By Young Manhattanite
#wakeupdeadspin

Uga VII Is Dead. Long Live Uga VIII

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
11/20/09
16,51016,510 views on this post, 46 new visitors
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By Barry Petchesky
#whimsy Click here to read Ever Dream Of Shaq? You're Not Alone

Ever Dream Of Shaq? You're Not Alone

In the grand tradition of experimental Dirk Nowitzki fiction, we bring you something we can't explain. Student art project? Ramblings of a madman? Signs of the impending Ashaqalypse? Check your sanity at the door. More »
11/08/09
5,4145,414 views on this post, 6 new visitors
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By Barry Petchesky
#nba Click here to read Soon We'll Just Make Him Attorney General

Soon We'll Just Make Him Attorney General

A new team, a new jurisdiction; Shaq has applied to become a deputy sheriff in Cleveland. This shows me he's entirely unfamiliar with the city, which was long ago abandoned to lawlessness. [AP]
10/30/09
4,8784,878 views on this post, 1 new visitors
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By Barry Petchesky
#nba Click here to read Shaq's Brain Having Some Growing Pains

Shaq's Brain Having Some Growing Pains

With, oh, two days before the season starts, O'Neal is still having a little trouble memorizing the playbook. Seen on Mike Brown's flash cards: "Stand in the paint. Draw two defenders. Stay out of LeBron's way." [Plain Dealer]
10/25/09
6,8196,819 views on this post
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By Barry Petchesky
#twitter Click here to read How Twitter Ends Our Hero Worship

How Twitter Ends Our Hero Worship

We get a lot of press releases that don't apply to us/are completely self-serving, but one today caught my eye. Not because of the subject matter, but because of what it says about how we regard our athletes in 2009. More »
10/14/09
11,16411,164 views on this post, 3 new visitors
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By Barry Petchesky
#watercoolerfodder Click here to read Nicaragua's About To Get Some New Tigers Gear

Nicaragua's About To Get Some New Tigers Gear

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
10/07/09
8,5208,520 views on this post, 1 new visitors
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By Barry Petchesky
#shaquilleoneal Click here to read We're All Losers Here

We're All Losers Here

Remember how Shaq said he'd wear a pink Speedo if he lost his "Shaq Vs." volleyball match? Yeah, so...
08/27/09
10,20110,201 views on this post, 1 new visitors
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By Barry Petchesky
#nba Click here to read Shaq Gets First Career Steal

Shaq Gets First Career Steal

Everyone catch "Shaq Vs." the other night? No? The gist is, a professional athlete's pretty good at sports, especially when the incompetent teammates are openly throwing the game. But here's a shocker: Shaq stole the idea! Maybe. More »
08/20/09
11,17511,175 views on this post, 3 new visitors
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By Barry Petchesky
#wakeupdeadspin

Hey Buddy, Down In Fro... Oh

Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More »
08/13/09
8,5588,558 views on this post, 2 new visitors
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By Dashiell Bennett
#watercoolerfodder Click here to read Yanks On Top Again, All Right With The World

Yanks On Top Again, All Right With The World

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
08/07/09
6,8426,842 views on this post, 1 new visitors
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By Barry Petchesky
#whimsy Click here to read Shaq Vs. The Secret Service

Shaq Vs. The Secret Service

Shaquille O'Neal plans to meet the owner of the world's most famous White Sox jacket by walking up to his home's gated entrance, ringing the doorbell and asking if Barack Obama would like to sit on his lap. [Bog]
07/24/09
5,8675,867 views on this post, 1 new visitors
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By Ben Cohen
#duan

This Little Furry Will Be Shaq's Reality Show Sidekick

"Ive been alotta place but being at the shaolin temple n china has brouhht a tear to my eye buddha blessed," Shaq recently tweeted. So he cried on the shoulder of a giant panda, and turned that frown upside down. More »
07/20/09
25,88325,883 views on this post, 10 new visitors
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By Ben Cohen
#whimsy Click here to read And On Next Week's Episode, Buddhist Monks Become Shaqtastic

And On Next Week's Episode, Buddhist Monks Become Shaqtastic

Oh, hi there, star of ABC's forthcoming reality show, "Shaq Vs." It will pit Shaq vs. Phelps in swimming, Shaq vs. Roethlisberger in football, maybe Shaq vs. Lance in cycling, and hopefully, Shaq vs. Ashton in Twittering. [USA Today]
07/20/09
5,2365,236 views on this post
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By Ben Cohen
#wakeupdeadspin

With No Regard For Human Life

Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More »
07/19/09
3,2173,217 views on this post, 27 new visitors
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By Barry Petchesky
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