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    Nazi Shark Almost Claims Another Victim, Leaves Commemorative Tooth
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    02/09/09

    In reply to Nazi Shark Almost Claims Another Victim, Leaves Commemorative Tooth
    This was no boating accident!!!
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    02/09/09

    In reply to Nazi Shark Almost Claims Another Victim, Leaves Commemorative Tooth
    Shark like to be in America
    Okay by shark in America
    Everything free in America
    For a small fee in AmeREEEca!
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    Image of cazart cazart
    02/09/09

    @Kid Canada: The only funny comment on here came from a Canadian. The rest of you SUCK.

    A Top Gunjoke?

    Some lame Spicoli jokes?

    Bethany Hamilton? (Ok maybe a little funny.)

    San Jose Sharks jokes?


    Everyone not named "Kid Canada" has to go do a fucking spreadsheet or something. This is pathetic.

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    Image of Ricky And His Sticky Icky Ricky And His Sticky Icky
    02/09/09

    @cazart: West Side Story wins? Really?
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/09/09

    @cazart: Including you?
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    02/09/09

    @Ricky And His Sticky Icky:


    Hard to top Sondheim and Bernstein for comedy.


    @cazart:


    A funny Canadian? Holy shit, that NEVER happens!


    /mike myers, norm macdonald, jim carrey, phil hartman, will arnett, seth rogen, leslie nielsen, martin short, russell peters, kids in the hall...

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    02/09/09

    In reply to Nazi Shark Almost Claims Another Victim, Leaves Commemorative Tooth
    The Shark retreated after seeing "Stanley Cup Finals" on the shirt of the surfer.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    02/09/09

    @Karlifornia: He shoots, he scores! +1
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/09/09

    In reply to Nazi Shark Almost Claims Another Victim, Leaves Commemorative Tooth
    Nazi Shark must have thought the surfboard was some sort of edible plate.


    -Hedberg

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    02/09/09

    @Weed Against Speed: +1 frozen banana
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    Image of Spectacular Sam Spectacular Sam
    02/09/09

    @Weed Against Speed: "I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid back company, so they just said "fuck it, cut em up!"
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    02/09/09

    @Spectacular Sam: So this is the weekly "post your favorite Mitch Hedberg joke" thread?


    "Dufresne.. party of 2. Dufresne… party of 2. And if no one answers they'll say their name again. "Dufresne, party of two, Dufresne, party of two." But then if no one answers they'll just go right on to the next name. "Busch, party of three." Yeah, but what happened to the Dufresnes? No one seems to give a shit. Who can eat at a time like this - people are missing. You fuckers are selfish… the Dufresnes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry! That's a double whammy. We need help. Busch, search party of three! You can eat when you find the Dufresnes."

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    02/09/09

    @Karlifornia: Indeed it is. This gem comes in handy when my family gets on my case at Thanksgiving:


    I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    02/09/09

    In reply to Nazi Shark Almost Claims Another Victim, Leaves Commemorative Tooth
    Two grand for a Shark's tooth? My necklace from Summer Vacation '98 must be worth MILLIONS.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    02/09/09

    In reply to Nazi Shark Almost Claims Another Victim, Leaves Commemorative Tooth
    I'll find him for three, I'll catch him for five, and I'll kill him for ten.
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    Bobby Big Wheel was starred Bobby Big Wheel was unstarred
    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    02/09/09

    @Bobby_Big_Wheel: Okay, okay, I'll throw in the killing for free.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/09/09

    @Bobby_Big_Wheel: The surfer, or the shark?
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    Image of Katni Katni
    02/09/09

    In reply to Nazi Shark Almost Claims Another Victim, Leaves Commemorative Tooth
    Or, he could, like, string it to some badass puka shells and make a wicked gnar necklace.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    02/09/09

    In reply to Nazi Shark Almost Claims Another Victim, Leaves Commemorative Tooth
    Dude, I might do that. At first I wanted to just fix it and ride it again, but if I could sell for it two grand, I could get like four new boards


    Darwinism FAIL

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/09/09

    In reply to Nazi Shark Almost Claims Another Victim, Leaves Commemorative Tooth
    When the shark bit, his board went "owudda owudda owudda sheglank!"


    /Animal Chin

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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    02/09/09

    In reply to Nazi Shark Almost Claims Another Victim, Leaves Commemorative Tooth
    Guys not Jewish. He doesn't look nearly as self-loathing as he should.


    Nazi Shark walks.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    02/09/09

    @Starburied: But he could very easily be retarded. Or a gypsy.
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