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New York, 1:50 AM
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    Image of Rufus Jackson Rufus Jackson
    03/12/09

    In reply to Die, Shark. Die, Shark. Die, Shark.
    Why would you kill Skoora the Gentle Shark? Would you kill the birds for singing? Would you poison the fish for swimming? Would you shoot the children for laughing?
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    03/12/09

    @Rufus Jackson:


    Skoooooora! Skooooora! Skoora the Gentle...

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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    03/12/09

    In reply to Die, Shark. Die, Shark. Die, Shark.
    Leonard Bernstein approves.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    03/12/09

    In reply to Die, Shark. Die, Shark. Die, Shark.
    We as a society celebrate people who kill sharks, but when someone uses their internship at the National Aquariam and comes in off hours and attempts to make love to a dolphin, I lose my college scholarship. Hypocrites.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    03/12/09

    @Stev D:


    And there's no way it would have taken you six hours.

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    03/12/09

    In reply to Die, Shark. Die, Shark. Die, Shark.
    You can stab all the sharks all you want, chief, but I'm still going to point out that sweet panty line.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    03/12/09

    In reply to Die, Shark. Die, Shark. Die, Shark.
    That shark was harder to take down than Kige Ramsey on a sugar-rampage.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/12/09

    In reply to Die, Shark. Die, Shark. Die, Shark.
    The Romanov's did a more efficient job.
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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    03/12/09

    In reply to Die, Shark. Die, Shark. Die, Shark.
    There are no words, not even an appropriate poem by Dee Mirich.
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    Image of metroville metroville
    03/12/09

    In reply to Die, Shark. Die, Shark. Die, Shark.
    That dude's feet are huge.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    03/12/09

    In reply to Die, Shark. Die, Shark. Die, Shark.
    Of course, this means that Clasen's career has peaked and that it will be all downhill until he retires or dies.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    03/12/09

    In reply to Die, Shark. Die, Shark. Die, Shark.
    After you've killed a shark, what else is there on earth that you could possibly be afraid of? This guy is going to have to pick fights with badgers just to maintain an erection.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    03/12/09

    There's always the lurking fear of GINGIVITIS.
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    03/12/09

    In reply to Die, Shark. Die, Shark. Die, Shark.
    Drowning a shark seems about as fruitless as throwing a bird out of an airplane..
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    03/12/09

    In reply to Die, Shark. Die, Shark. Die, Shark.
    ...when the shark cornered them


    You mean they killed a shark and proved the earth isn't round after all?


    And here I am getting excited about winning a free coffee.

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    03/12/09

    In reply to Die, Shark. Die, Shark. Die, Shark.
    I shit my-self just looking at that picture.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    03/12/09

    In reply to Die, Shark. Die, Shark. Die, Shark.
    [...]and did my best to kill it as humanely as possible.


    That's the least Clasen could do; I'm sure the shark would have killed the fishermen humanely if given the chance.

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    03/12/09

    In reply to Die, Shark. Die, Shark. Die, Shark.
    Chcuk Norris would have killed that shark within 5 minutes using only a butter knife.
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