A Handy Timeline Guide To The Ongoing Hack-A-Shaq Saga

A reader, who only wants credit to go to "Colin," has sent in this exhaustive guide to the Hack-A-Shaq saga that we've been dutifully (and somewhat regrettably) following for the past few weeks. We found this version—in familiar brick free-throw form (with artistic liberties taken as regards to his handedness)—more… » 9/21/11 2:15pm 9/21/11 2:15pm

Former IT Guy "Will Ruin Shaq," One Embarrassing Leak At A Time

If you can keep track of the Miami New Times's Hack-a-Shaq saga, then we salute you. It is an overlapping jumbled mess of blackmailing and threats and nearly indecipherable text messages. We tried drawing a visual aid for all of the accusations cataloged here, but we gave up, because there are, like, three mistresses… » 9/20/11 3:15pm 9/20/11 3:15pm