In my country, they speak of a man so virile, so potent, that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of such sensual delights most women dare not dream of. This man is known as the "Comedian". You may tell jokes, Mr. Tom Bergeron, but you are no Comedian.
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Poster? That's a life-size cutout.
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Enjoy. And sorry for the impending destruction of your work day.
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Why? The average age of consent in the states is 16.
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Add in a handle of Lord Calvert and this was my initial idea for my honeymoon.
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We got a thing goin' on
We both know that it's wrong
But it's much too strong
To let it go now
We gotta be extra careful
That do we don't build our hopes up too high
Because she's got her own obligations
And so, and so, do I ♬
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