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    Shawn Johnson Stalker Manages To Make 'Dancing With The Stars' Interesting
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    03/26/09

    In reply to Shawn Johnson Stalker Manages To Make 'Dancing With The Stars' Interesting
    Duct tape, two loaded guns, a cross-country journey in a dilapidated car


    Add in a handle of Lord Calvert and this was my initial idea for my honeymoon.

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    03/26/09

    In reply to Shawn Johnson Stalker Manages To Make 'Dancing With The Stars' Interesting
    I kidnapped Shawon Dunston weeks ago, and no one has seem to notice or care.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/26/09

    In reply to Shawn Johnson Stalker Manages To Make 'Dancing With The Stars' Interesting
    ♬ Me and Mrs. Garrett

    We got a thing goin' on

    We both know that it's wrong

    But it's much too strong

    To let it go now


    We gotta be extra careful

    That do we don't build our hopes up too high

    Because she's got her own obligations

    And so, and so, do I ♬

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    Image of Blast it, Biggs Blast it, Biggs
    03/26/09

    @Weed Against Speed: You know the secret behind the name "Edna's Edibles" don't you?
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/26/09

    @blastitbiggs: "Girls, girls, girls!"


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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/26/09

    In reply to Shawn Johnson Stalker Manages To Make 'Dancing With The Stars' Interesting
    And so ends Pardue's quest...


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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/26/09

    In reply to Shawn Johnson Stalker Manages To Make 'Dancing With The Stars' Interesting
    It's too bad this didn't happen when Mark Cuban was on the show. Security might have allowed the guy to enter the building.
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    Image of Arsenio Billingham Arsenio Billingham
    03/26/09

    In reply to Shawn Johnson Stalker Manages To Make 'Dancing With The Stars' Interesting
    I use to believe that Geena Davis was doing the same thing to me. The only difference is, when I got in my Chevy Cavalier and drove to the set of Commander in Chief with choloform in tow, no cops arrested me and she left willingly. A year later, I'm happy to say we're divorced and a restraining order has been placed against the former Mrs. Billingham.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/26/09

    @Arsenio Billingham:


    I was wondering why that show went abruptly off the air.

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    Image of chilltown chilltown
    03/26/09

    In reply to Shawn Johnson Stalker Manages To Make 'Dancing With The Stars' Interesting
    Robert O'Ryan has been watching Nurse Betty too much.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/26/09

    In reply to Shawn Johnson Stalker Manages To Make 'Dancing With The Stars' Interesting
    Rick, if you do happen to get in touch with Jane Seymour, just remember, if she wants to talk to you about her Open Hearts Collection, don't bring up what you do with those animals you trap in your yard.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    03/26/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Jesus man, MUST you mock the Open Hearts Collection? It is an international symbol of love! And my mother told me that when my heart is open, love will always find its way in.


    /commercial made me want to drink drano

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/26/09

    In reply to Shawn Johnson Stalker Manages To Make 'Dancing With The Stars' Interesting
    O'Ryan then made a pitstop in Simi Walley to fire a gun at Ronald Reagan's corpse.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    03/26/09

    In reply to Shawn Johnson Stalker Manages To Make 'Dancing With The Stars' Interesting
    "Don't worry about a pesky little restraining order!"


    -Nate Miles

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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    03/26/09

    In reply to Shawn Johnson Stalker Manages To Make 'Dancing With The Stars' Interesting
    Wait, I've seen this movie. The DNA evidence is on O'Ryan's belt.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    03/26/09

    In reply to Shawn Johnson Stalker Manages To Make 'Dancing With The Stars' Interesting
    arrested by police after he jumped a fence at CBS Studios.


    THE MENTAL... ok, I'll stop.

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    Image of Candace Parker C Cups Candace Parker C Cups
    03/26/09

    In reply to Shawn Johnson Stalker Manages To Make 'Dancing With The Stars' Interesting
    Meanwhile, police laughed as Alicia Sacramone's stalker fell off the fence for a second time.
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    Image of Shorty Shorty
    03/26/09

    @Candace Parker C Cups: well done, +1
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/26/09

    In reply to Shawn Johnson Stalker Manages To Make 'Dancing With The Stars' Interesting
    Wouldn't be surprised to find out that O'Ryan was a rejected commenter here. Hey, it wouldn't surprise me to find out he was active commenter either. Haven't heard from Supermike in awhile.
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    Image of chilltown chilltown
    03/26/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: The shocking truth is that O'ryan is really Scout.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/26/09

    In reply to Shawn Johnson Stalker Manages To Make 'Dancing With The Stars' Interesting
    So she told him via ESP to come take her away, but she also told him to bring two guns and some duct tape? That's a kinky bitch.
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