Sheep Smokes Cyclist In Head-To-Head Race

I have no idea why this sheep was just hanging out on this road, or why it decided to race this cyclist, but I am going to imagine that it simply stands in that spot all day every day, just waiting for some dummy on a bike who needs a lesson in what real speed looks like. » 8/04/14 10:57am 8/04/14 10:57am

Sheepherding Dog Is Very Bad At Herding Sheep, Still Very Cute

Meet Dexter. He's out here trying to herd these sheep, but he can't quite figure out the best way to get the job done. The sheep are just over here like, "What's going on with my man Dexter? Is he OK?" » 6/10/14 1:44pm 6/10/14 1:44pm

This Guy Died This Year: Shrek, The Unshearable Sheep

There is only meaning in life if there is revelation in death. Billions of generations have come and gone, and most are meaningless for the purposes of the living if we can't take some sort of lesson from their brief time on earth. It's why we scour the obituaries and mourn the famous and infamous and successful and… » 12/29/11 6:50pm 12/29/11 6:50pm

Man Lights Rival Soccer Fan In Sheep Costume On Fire

The Hibernian supporter was playing with his lighter when the Aberdeen fan — in a homemade sheep costume — went up in flames. The weirdest part? This is the second such case in the UK this year. » 8/27/10 2:40pm 8/27/10 2:40pm

Mutton-Almost-Bustin' At The Tour De France

Alberto Contador came 108 miles closer to winning his third Tour, no thanks to a bunch of of sheep who came out of fucking nowhere to dart across the road in front of the peloton. » 7/22/10 7:30pm 7/22/10 7:30pm

Today In Mutton Bustin'

Hurry up, Abilene mutton-bustin' pre-teens! This weekend is your last chance to register for the Wild Bill Hickok Rodeo's sheep-riding extravaganza, also known as the ovine world's revenge for all that Shari Lewis shit. [Abilene Reflector-Chronicle] » 7/21/09 2:49pm 7/21/09 2:49pm

Mutton Wins Again

Is there a bigger mismatch out there than little children vs. surly mutton? Seriously. They're like the Washington Generals on sheepback. Look, kids. Hang it up. You just aren't going to ride that mutton. » 7/17/09 6:30pm 7/17/09 6:30pm

His Worst Scars Will Be Psychological, Of Course

I'm no rodeo expert, but I'm pretty sure this kid isn't doing it right. But such is life in the breakneck world of mutton busting; sometimes you ride the mutton, and sometimes the mutton rides you. Yes, mutton busting ... because in the old west, it was so important to break the wild sheep herds that roamed the… » 7/28/08 11:15am 7/28/08 11:15am

That'll Do, Ivica Supe. That'll Do.

You know, it's getting toward the end of the month, and we're a bit miffed that our quarterly farm animal bonus has not been delivered. Oh wait, yeah ... we have direct deposit now. We forgot. » 4/27/07 1:45pm 4/27/07 1:45pm