With the way the Penguins have been playing lately, and Pitt losing, and the Pirates surely on their way to their usual place in the doldrums, Jeff Reed is the best thing Pittsburgh has going right now. And I say that with love. He is a one-man conga line.
Now it makes sense...a drunk Reed, dancing with girls and taking shots...stops to get a gas station condom, has no quarters, takes frustrations out on towel dispenser. I think we've all been there.
I had never heard of Sheetz until the Jeff Reed story, and I'm pretty sure I have a mental block about the name. Sounds too much like "skeeze". Or Skeets. Neither of which makes me want to eat a $1.99 sandwich.
Did you just call Sheetz a "gas station"? You shut your mouth, Suss. You shut your mouth.
But seriously, a visit to Sheetz is a cultural experience. I'm pretty sure the Mason-Dixon line runs right through the one in Haymarket, Va., judging by all the mullets and sleeveless flannels.
Suss, tell me you left a good limerick on one of the stall doors. Preferably something that rhymed "rectal cancer" and "tiny dancer" with "final answer".
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I think the he was just incapable.
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"Taking shots during a public appearance can be a very dangerous proposition."
--P. Burress
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There is no way Jeff Reed uses condoms.
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First time I took my husband back home to Pittsburgh, and he saw a Sheetz he was rendered speechless.
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/not sayin, just sayin...
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FOR A GOOD TIME, MEET ME HERE FEBRUARY 25, 2009, 2:15 A.M. SHARP.
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But seriously, a visit to Sheetz is a cultural experience. I'm pretty sure the Mason-Dixon line runs right through the one in Haymarket, Va., judging by all the mullets and sleeveless flannels.
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