Let's Watch Some Dudes In Chicago Engage In Roman Candle Warfare

You haven’t lived if you haven’t engaged in the highly dangerous yet thrilling pastime of fighting with fireworks. We mostly used bottle rockets where I come from, but here are some friends (or gang rivals, depending on who you’re asking) on Western Ave. in Chicago using roman candles as the weapon of choice. »6/04/15 12:23am6/04/15 12:23am


TV Host To Surfer Live On Air: "Stay The Fuck Away From My Girlfriend"

This happened last week on a music television show in Australia. That fellow who just got finished being interviewed is American surfer Kolohe Andino, who was in town for the Australian Open of surfing. The guy in the studio is named Danny Clayton, and he's here to prove that Australian TV hosts keep things extremely… »2/17/15 11:31am2/17/15 11:31am

NASCAR Driver Intentionally Spins Out To Put Teammate In Playoff [Update]

This is not mere conspiracy theory, not just bitter-but-unfounded suspicions from Ryan Newman and Jeff Gordon fans angry that they just missed out on a spot in NASCAR's Chase for the Sprint Cup playoff. This is a thing that happened clear as day—a driver deliberately spun out to screw them over and give his teammate… »9/09/13 2:27pm9/09/13 2:27pm

A British Soccer Player Left A Contract Negotiation To Get A Snack And Signed With A Different Team While He Was Gone

Unlike Tommy Tuberville, who left a meal and screwed over his recruits by signing with another organization, DJ Campbell left a contract negotiation for a meal and screwed over his bosses by a signing with another organization. Even shrewder and, considering who he was pissing off, ballsier too. Campbell escaped from… »2/02/13 4:30pm2/02/13 4:30pm

The People That Own Nets.com Are Now Redirecting The Page To The Knicks' All-Star Ballot

A while back, we looked into who owns Nets.com, and why that web address doesn't redirect to the NBA website's subpage for the Brooklyn Nets. Type in the name for any other team in the league, and you'll be redirected to NBA.com/TEAM. If you typed in Nets.com a few months ago, you were redirected to the webpage of… »11/18/12 3:25pm11/18/12 3:25pm

Clemson Head Football Coach Got Ticketed For Speeding, And The Cop Got Fired

He didn't get fired because he stopped Dabo Swinney for speeding, he got fired because he posted about it on a message board later after feeling that he needed to "clear the air." Why he felt that way is not entirely clear, but, well, would you want to be the cop that gave Clemson's coach a ticket at a supermarket 10… »9/22/12 1:25pm9/22/12 1:25pm