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Visanthe Shiancoe Had His Own Bombs Bursting In Air Before Sunday's Packers-Vikings Game Vikings TE Visanthe Shiancoe let his patriotism, and breakfast, shine Sunday before Minnesota's matchup with Green Bay. He even had the courtesy to warn bystanders—something about which he's been especially concerned in the past. [NFL]...

Darren Sharper-Visanthe Shiancoe Feud Elevated To "You're A Terrorist" LevelNow that Visanthe Shiancoe has posted this picture linking Darren Sharper to Osama bin Laden, the two NFL "rivals" are officially in the dumbest Twitter fight ever....

Visanthe Shiancoe Wants To Show The World He's More Than Just A Wagging DongYahoo!'s Michael Silver does a double entendre-filled profile on Vikings' tight end Visanthe Shiancoe, who's working hard to overcome his internet long-comings....

Pants On The Ground Has Gone Way Too Far

American Idol freakshow "General" Larry Platt and his magnum opus "Pants On The Ground" have become an integral part of the Vikings playoff run. So much so that Platt showed up at the team meeting today, and performed. Video below....

The Top 10 Most Visited Deadspin Stories Of The Deadspin Decade

One more rundown before we start talking about stuff in 2010. These are the top 10 most popular posts of the Deadspin decade (2005-2009). It's an interesting glimpse into the psyche of the internet viewer. (Low-to-high, as usual.)...

Brad Childress Is The Ugliest Dame You’ll Ever See

Fucking Brad Childress. Only this prick would decline an offsides penalty on first down to take a seven-yard gain. Or dress like a woman on the flight to Pittsburgh to motivate his team. Wait, what?...

The Shiancoesaurus Made Another Subtle, Brief Appearance Monday Night

Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to [email protected]. Subject: Morning crap....

Deadspin HOF Nominee: Crossing Pattern Dong

The Deadspin Hall of Fame is not just for individuals: It is for themes, for common bonds, for lasting memes ... for dongs....

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Australian Rules Football Finds Its Visanthe Shiancoe

How are Australian and American football different? Down Under, the ball is larger, the field is round, and the players don't wear helmets. Any similarities? Well, on both continents, footballers have no problem showing their wang on live TV....

by Dashiell Bennett|

|Mon Jun 17 2013

The Year In...Exhibitionism

So, the next nine days will be chock full of end-of-year retrospectives. We'll do our own as well. Today: NSFW...

by A.J. Daulerio|

|Tue Jun 18 2013

Zack And Shiancoe Make A Porno

You realize of course that this was inevitable: A Canoga Park, Calif., adult studio has made an "exclusive performance offer" to Minnesota Vikings tight end Visanthe Shiancoe, and already has a specific film project in mind....

by Rick Chandler|

|Tue Jun 18 2013

Shiancoe Speaks

"Shiancoe says that everyone calls him Shank. He said Dan could call him the "Junk man" if he wants to. Dan has a new one that he hopes to use on NBC on Sunday night: "The Equipment Manager." ' [Dan Patrick Show]...

by A.J. Daulerio|

|Tue Jun 18 2013

Did Visanthe Shiancoe Flash On Purpose? One Ex-NFLer Thinks It's Possible

Regardless of what Visanthe Shiancoe told Minnesota gossip columnist "CJ" after he found out his dangling member was revealed to the world, Shiancoe's agent, Tony Agnone, says the Vikings tight end was "sorry it got on television." The damage-controlling Agnone also said Shiancoe's greatest concern ...

by A.J. Daulerio|

|Tue Jun 18 2013

Visanthe Shiancoe Becomes A Big, Bright, Shining Star

For the second Sunday this season I received a text message regarding an unlucky football player's unleashed member. Granted, KOGOD's "Locker room cock pic. Any thoughts?" message was less frantic than poor Tanner Cooley's after his brother's unfortunate slip-out, but it was still memorable in the s...

by A.J. Daulerio|

|Tue Jun 18 2013

FOX Broadcasts Some Viking Locker Room Dong

Thanks to everyone that sent us pics of this. It's hard to get emotional about Vikings head Brad Childress' son going into the Marines when there's all this flaccid black cock staring me in the face. Pretty sure Heidi Klum has the same problem when she's taping Project Runway, but we're getting off-...

by Josh Zerkle|

|Tue Jun 18 2013

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