Papa John Is Allegedly A Huge Lightweight

Now that a picture of a completely shithoused Papa John has made its way around the internet, we can only hope that others who have stories about getting faded with the Papa will find the courage to tell their tales. Here is one such story from a Fark commenter, who claims that P.J. is a whiskey-swilling lightweight. » 4/10/13 2:35pm 4/10/13 2:35pm