Most of us probably called up mom and dad at some point in college and asked for a little help, maybe in the hundreds of dollars. Marcus however, gets to call dad and ask for three million. And while there was probably some haggling for us to get a hundred fifty dollars, Michael probably just said, three million? Sure man, whatever.
If UCF really wanted a shooter, they should have offered a the scolarship to Mr. Marcus. He can shoot way more than three times in 23 minutes. #marcusjordan
I can totally understand the pressure Jordan must be under to have to live in his father's shadow. My father is REO Speedwagon frontman Kevin Cronin. I currently work at a Cold Stone Creamery and when I sing Can't Fight This Feeling to someone on their birthday, I can feel their cold stares of disapproval. #marcusjordan
I don't blame him for wearing Nikes. I mean, UCF really pulled a bait and switch on him by voiding its contract with Nike and signing with Adidas after he was already committed to UCF.
What? Adidas was UCF's exclusive athletic apparel provider before Marcus committed? And Marcus was aware of that fact when he committed?
In that case, unless Daddy is going to pony up the cash lost from the Adidas deal, fuck you very much Marcus.
/not a UCF alum or supporter - Just think Marcus Jordan is acting like an entitled prick. #marcusjordan
@MarkKelsosMigraine: I haven't seen someone this pissed off since Russell Hitchcock went ballistic after "Thriller" came on while he was banging his rider-mandated virgin backstage at Melbourne 1983. #marcusjordan
@Sheed's Bald Spot: My inspiration is the feeling I get while watching Emeril Live!. When I think of his net worth and feel the murderous rage growing in me, I make a dick joke. #marcusjordan
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that's where i spend all of my non-Gawker Media online time... #shoes
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Also unbeaten. #shoes
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Steve Rushin just ordered his wife's Christmas present. #shoes
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But children are funny people. Children of privilege, even moreso. #marcusjordan
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If UCF really wanted a shooter, they should have offered a the scolarship to Mr. Marcus. He can shoot way more than three times in 23 minutes. #marcusjordan
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What? Adidas was UCF's exclusive athletic apparel provider before Marcus committed? And Marcus was aware of that fact when he committed?
In that case, unless Daddy is going to pony up the cash lost from the Adidas deal, fuck you very much Marcus.
/not a UCF alum or supporter - Just think Marcus Jordan is acting like an entitled prick. #marcusjordan
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I bet they would have blown out St. Uncle Leo. #marcusjordan
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